Facts First Hoodies

Description: facts first

Description: Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain

Description: Classy brown script and serif mix. For debaters, scientists, journalists, and anyone tired of hot takes without receipts. Smart, clean, and straight to the point.

Description: Team Candace Truth Always Wins

Description: A magnifying glass, scales of justice, charts, and research papers surround this sharp statement on critical thinking. A sophisticated design for analysts, researchers, and anyone who values evidence over assumption.

Description: When you know your facts are WAY better than other peoples. In fact they are TREMENDOUS alt facts!

Description: Feather Facts First! Meet an adorable chickadee bird with a passion for nature, science, and field notes. Dressed in a tiny explorer vest and holding a pencil and notebook, this curious feathered researcher brings a playful twist to birdwatching and ornithology. Featuring detailed bird artwork and a clever nature-inspired slogan, this charming design is perfect for bird lovers, backyard birdwatchers, bird nerds, wildlife enthusiasts, nature journal keepers, and anyone who enjoys learning about birds. A delightful gift idea for birding enthusiasts, nature lovers, and curious minds who believe every feather has a story to tell.

Description: Build every theory on solid clues with Sherlock Holmes beneath the maxim “Facts First. Theories Follow.” A fingerprint magnifier, pipe smoke, and London skyline give this cream-and-coral graphic investigative energy.

Description: GET YOUR FACTS FIRST, THEN YOU CAN DISTORT THEM AS YOU PLEASE. The ultimate Mark Twain wisdom for the age of fake news, hot takes, and media spin. Perfect for journalists, writers, teachers, history buffs, librarians, and anyone with a sarcastic love for the truth. Mark Twain's brutal honesty never goes out of style. If you love literary quotes, classic American authors, and dark humor about the media — this is your shirt. Great gift for writers, editors, professors, students, and free thinkers. Design features high-impact vintage typography with distressed block letters for maximum readability on any dark shirt color.

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Description: Celebrate the spooky season with this funny "Haunted By 6-7" design featuring a creepy jack-o'-lantern, friendly ghosts, bats, and Halloween vibes. Perfect for first grade teachers helping students master subtraction facts, especially the classic 6-7 equation. A fun classroom outfit for math teachers, elementary educators, homeschool families, and school Halloween parties throughout October.

Description: On the Record: Truth be Told - Jack Smith Plain-Spoken Testimony Truth be told, Jack Smith never needed a poster board. This stippled, hand-engraved portrait puts the words front and center in bold white lettering across a dark, finely hatched coat, a plain-spoken statement for people who value facts, candor and a good paper trail. Drawn with etched crosshatching, speckled ink grain and a steady, deadpan gaze, it nods to the Senate hearing where the former special counsel answered questions point by point. A fit for fans of straight talk, courtroom drama, political humor and anyone who prefers receipts to rhetoric. Original illustration by Puff Sumo, made for the one who always brings the documents.

Description: In order for you to insult me I would first have to value your opinion.

Description: This Thanksgiving design shares a historical perspective. The complete text 'Happy Thanksgiving Celebrating The Day Americans Fed Undocumented Immigrants From Europe' appeals to history enthusiasts, indigenous supporters, and those seeking American immigration facts.

Description: History teachers make the past feel like it happened yesterday. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers make the past feel like it happened yesterday. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers make the past feel like it happened yesterday. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers they know how to make ancient history feel relevant and occasionally scandalous. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers make the past feel like it happened yesterday. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers make the past feel like it happened yesterday. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers they know how to make ancient history feel relevant and occasionally scandalous. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers they know how to make ancient history feel relevant and occasionally scandalous. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers they know how to make ancient history feel relevant and occasionally scandalous. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers make the past feel like it happened yesterday. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: A hilarious, vintage-style teacher profile infographic detailing the "ingredients" of a great educator—including patience, creativity, and a strict requirement for caffeine! It also highlights what every teacher truly loves: Fridays and school breaks. Featuring a distressed, worn-out retro poster aesthetic, this design is the perfect funny gift for Teacher Appreciation Week, end-of-year graduation, or back-to-school season.

Description: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances." ~ The First Amendment

Description: Facts matter

Description: Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. NOTE: This design features text bordered in white, ensuring it will be clearly visible on any background color.

Description: This science-themed design features an atom and a bold quote that celebrates critical thinking. Perfect for science teachers, students, or anyone who loves facts over fiction.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences". Why is the first amendment the most misunderstood (well, perhaps apart from the second)? Say what you want but expect people to react.

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