Facts First T-Shirts

Description: facts first

Description: Classy brown script and serif mix. For debaters, scientists, journalists, and anyone tired of hot takes without receipts. Smart, clean, and straight to the point.

Description: Team Candace Truth Always Wins

Description: When you know your facts are WAY better than other peoples. In fact they are TREMENDOUS alt facts!

Description: GET YOUR FACTS FIRST, THEN YOU CAN DISTORT THEM AS YOU PLEASE. The ultimate Mark Twain wisdom for the age of fake news, hot takes, and media spin. Perfect for journalists, writers, teachers, history buffs, librarians, and anyone with a sarcastic love for the truth. Mark Twain's brutal honesty never goes out of style. If you love literary quotes, classic American authors, and dark humor about the media — this is your shirt. Great gift for writers, editors, professors, students, and free thinkers. Design features high-impact vintage typography with distressed block letters for maximum readability on any dark shirt color.

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Description: In order for you to insult me I would first have to value your opinion.

Description: Celebrate the spooky season with this funny "Haunted By 6-7" design featuring a creepy jack-o'-lantern, friendly ghosts, bats, and Halloween vibes. Perfect for first grade teachers helping students master subtraction facts, especially the classic 6-7 equation. A fun classroom outfit for math teachers, elementary educators, homeschool families, and school Halloween parties throughout October.

Description: History teachers make the past feel like it happened yesterday. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers make the past feel like it happened yesterday. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers make the past feel like it happened yesterday. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers make the past feel like it happened yesterday. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers they know how to make ancient history feel relevant and occasionally scandalous. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers they know how to make ancient history feel relevant and occasionally scandalous. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers they know how to make ancient history feel relevant and occasionally scandalous. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers make the past feel like it happened yesterday. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers make the past feel like it happened yesterday. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers they know how to make ancient history feel relevant and occasionally scandalous. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: FACTS FIRST ALWAYS

Description: A hilarious, vintage-style teacher profile infographic detailing the "ingredients" of a great educator—including patience, creativity, and a strict requirement for caffeine! It also highlights what every teacher truly loves: Fridays and school breaks. Featuring a distressed, worn-out retro poster aesthetic, this design is the perfect funny gift for Teacher Appreciation Week, end-of-year graduation, or back-to-school season.

Description: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances." ~ The First Amendment

Description: Riddles! Puzzles! WhoDunnits! Adal Rifai, Erin Keif and John Patrick Coan, three of Chicago's most overrated improvisers, are on the case to solve every riddle, puzzle, brain-teaser

Description: Riddles! Puzzles! WhoDunnits! Adal Rifai, Erin Keif and John Patrick Coan, three of Chicago's most overrated improvisers, are on the case to solve every riddle, puzzle, brain-teaser

Description: Facts matter

Description: Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. NOTE: This design features text bordered in white, ensuring it will be clearly visible on any background color.

Description: This science-themed design features an atom and a bold quote that celebrates critical thinking. Perfect for science teachers, students, or anyone who loves facts over fiction.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences". Why is the first amendment the most misunderstood (well, perhaps apart from the second)? Say what you want but expect people to react.

Description: Celebrate the Susan in your life with this funny design based on food labels and nutritional facts.

Description: Celebrate the Sharon in your life with this funny design based on food labels and nutritional facts.

Description: Celebrate the Laura in your life with this funny design based on food labels and nutritional facts.

Description: Celebrate the Jessica in your life with this funny design based on food labels and nutritional facts.