Fortune Cookie Humor Hoodies

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Rubelle's new fur stole enhanced her much-admired long neck. 
Yet failing to trim the label was the faux-pas that turned her into a social wreck.

Because the fortune cookie message told me I'll be lucky.

Fun tee with a fortune cookie note predicting that the wearer of the t-shirt will wear a fortune cookie t-shirt. This is a great t-shirt for anyone who loves quirky funny tees, fortune cookies or Chinese food. Makes a great Chinese New Year gift. This fortune cookie tee will bring a laugh to everyone who sees it.

You Love Chinese Food. Looking for luck in a fortune cookie at your favorite Asian food restaurant? Then this is a great product for you.

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There is a fortune it it!

How refreshing a fortune cookie that's pessimistic.

Fortune cookie revealing a fortune of DoYou.Chinese inspired background with chop sticks,ancient glowing temple and cherry blossoms.

shut upppp

you don't need to ask. You already know.

Guess what? You'll Die

Ideal for cat lovers who appreciate the charm of Japanese and Asian culture. A fun illustration featuring a lucky cat surrounded by fortune cookies.

Funny internet privacy cookies meme shirt and stickers

On Fire. Looking for luck in a fortune cookie at your favorite Asian food restaurant? Then this is a great product for you.

Can't wait to crack them open

Your fortune is out there, if you know where look. I recommend the General's Chicken

The best fortune cookie company out there. Your luck is about to change. Be careful of what you wish for because you just might get it.

Looking for luck in a fortune cookie at your favorite Asian food restaurant? Then this is a great product for you.

Golden advice I'm sure.

Fortune Not Found. Looking for luck in a fortune cookie at your favorite Asian food restaurant? Then this is a great product for you.

You just have to break the code.

Greg roll fortune cookie

Discover the charm of our Oriental cat in "Charming Oriental Cat." This delightful feline with a big head, sitting with its tongue up, smiling, and closing its eyes in a classic Chinese or Japanese style will surely bring joy to your heart.

today is not day.

just... don't do it

Error 404. Looking for luck in a fortune cookie at your favorite Asian food restaurant? Then this is a great product for you.

Sorry, Try Again. Looking for luck in a fortune cookie at your favorite Asian food restaurant? Then this is a great product for you.

Give Up Fortune. Looking for luck in a fortune cookie at your favorite Asian food restaurant? Then this is a great product for you.

Eat Me. Looking for luck in a fortune cookie at your favorite Asian food restaurant? Then this is a great product for you.

I opened a fortune cookie and it said "Go Hard!"

A charming and wittily sarcastic fortune cookie featuring the message "Embrace the Existential Dread". This delightful artwork is an ideal gift for those who enjoy pondering life's philosophical aspects.

Make sure your Chinese food takeout doesn't go bad!

Creepy version of take out food with tentacles eyeballs and more freaky eats