Funeral Director Gifts Hoodies

This design contains the illustration of a heartbeat with pallbearers carrying a coffin.

This design contains the illustration of a heartbeat with pallbearers carrying a coffin.

Two fish in a fish bowl. The first fish says, “When I die I want a closed casket funeral”, the second fish says, “So, toilet seat down?, the second fish says, “Correct”.

This is a It's A Funeral Director Thing You Wouldn't Understand design.

Illustration of a dark gray tombstone in a patch of grass

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a mortician with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. Perfect funeral industry joke, gag design for a mortician or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.

Funny quote for a mortician or embalmer with a sense of humor who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. Perfect for your wife, mom, girlfriend or daughter embalmer. “A Good Embalmer Will Leave You Stiff and With A Smile”, embalming saying with coffin graphic is great for a mortuary science student or future mortician.

Fun idea for a retiring or retired embalmer, mortician or undertaker. This Embalming Legend Has Retired – cool distressed design with an embalming trocar tool. Funny mortuary, embalming prep room humor.