I Only Date Hoodies
Description: Make a statement and have some fun owning this I Only Date Baseball Players merch. For you or give as a perfect gift! • WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR OWN PERSONALIZED STATEMENT? No extra cost! Just ask. • Don't see a t shirt color you like? Just ask. • You can return your I Only Date Baseball Players t shirt for any reason anytime - even 5 years from now* • All t shirt returns get washed and given to the homeless** • 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed. • Designed, Printed and Shipped in the good ol' U.S.A. * Only applies to t shirts not other merch. Sorry but you pay for shipping. ** Only applies to t shirts
Description: The standards are high, the pulse is optional. "Sorry I Only Date Vampires" is the most unapologetically specific dating preference ever printed on a shirt, perfectly capturing the energy of someone whose romantic ideal lives exclusively after midnight, avoids sunlight, and has been alive for several centuries at minimum.
