Kenandrobin Hoodies

When the waveform of comparison redlines, it's time to pull out before it's too late.

A treasured moment from Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff #206. Use this shirt to steer conversation to the Beast of Gevaudan.

When Ken and Robin think of a special island, we are thinking of one with many densely packed biomes. But this inspirational message can mean whatever the heck you want it to.

Before you send undead packing with your clerical powers, introduce them to the joys of contemporary mixology.

Ken and Robin would never take this attitude, but this pigeon sure is.

As experts in horror, Ken and Robin know the terror of an inessential meeting. Engage in an act of blood-chilling quiet quitting with this heady design.

Meep no more for fashionable casual wear as Ken and Robin let your ghoul flag fly.

Others might turn up their noses upon discovering that an eldritch entity has summoned itself into their latte foam. But just like your gaming podcast pals Ken and Robin, you don't let minor details keep you away from the essential nectar your brain demands.

The Ken and Robin Talks About Stuff podcast carefully calibrates its merchandise to the specific content of our show. Or sometimes we just blatantly pander to your interests, as in the case of this robed rabbit Cthulhu cultist.

Proclaim the perennial fun-ruining UAP message of the Ken and Robin podcast with this kombucha-riffic merch.

You're a cool cat. You're a big cat. You're an alien cat. And as a friend of Ken and Robin Talks About the Stuff, and guardian of the Eliptony Hut, you know what you want to be doing.

Note the tenor of our present era along with Ken, Robin, a rhino, a cockatrice, and whatever the heck that turnip-headed thing in the background is.

Not that you know any language sticklers, but if you did, they could join the Ken and Robin podcast in giving the side-eye to one of its least favorite phraseological errors.

Before you send undead packing with your clerical powers, help them update their privacy settings.

Margaret Atwood says that the primary theme of Canadian literature is survival. Well, what's a bigger obstacle to survival than Cthulhu, enjoying a frosty repose on a far northern glacier courtesy of the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff podcast?

Promulgate the number one rule of game night with this famished design from Ken and Robin Talks About Stuff.

What's stealthier than boasting of your stealth? Declare your top GUMSHOE ability and your powers of duck deception with this ninja-like design from Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff.

If you like tentacles, and you like cats, and we think we know you pretty well and can say that you do, the latest design from Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff is a cat with tentacles.

Wear King in Yellow creator Robert W. Chambers' sole known art work to the after party of a certain mind-melting play, courtesy of Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff.

Game Masters strive to build rational plots, but when the players take the reins, all manner of lizard riding breaks out. Yes, another rule of tabletop roleplaying handed down from the Ken and Robin Talks About Stuff podcast has now achieved merchandise form.

Does your workplace routine feel like being periodically reborn in fire? The Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff podcast assist you in your erudite grousing with this forlorn phoenix.

Show off your defining GUMSHOE ability with a design that knows what the Internet is for.

Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff has two hosts but only one king: Virgil the Cat! Allow others to bask in his royal stripiness with this compelling piece of fashion and/or memorabilia. (Note absence of cat puns; Virgil Rex disdains such puerility.

As the very best of tabletop roleplayers, you know the secret to a fun session. Proclaim your willingness to accept the premise, and earn the admiration of Ken and Robin, with this declarative piece of gaming fashion. Also available with a female character.

Declare your key interpersonal ability and your allegiance to Ken and Robin's GUMSHOE roots with this persuasive merchandise design.

Proclaim a maxim of investigative roleplaying, and your allegiance to the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff podcast, with this not at all fishy item of merchandise.

Celebrate the inevitable rise of the cephalopods and subtweet your followers with this oceanic design from the Ken and Robin merch store.

Raise a snifter of amontillado along with Ken and Robin to celebrate the only kind of failure worth rolling for.

No message T has ever expressed the Ken and Robin ethos more succinctly than this urgent plea, applicable to problems of writing, game design, and life in general.

Show your mastery of the investigative investigative ability that beats the rest with the latest eruuuuudite Ken and Robin design

Thanks to the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff, you know the most important fact about rhinos, and can now proclaim it to one and all with this fine item of keratin-nosed merchandise.