Loch Nest Farm Hoodies

Enough drama. You're just here for the turkey.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge is for achievement in political participation.

"No human is illegal." "Black lives matter." "Trans rights are human rights." The basic claims of the progressive mindset are represented as diagrammed sentences -- the old-fashioned grammar-teaching tool that this teacher thinks we should bring back!

Once formal heraldry became a thing in the 12th century, the Knights of the Round Table got assigned coats of arms of their own. This one is Gawain's: Sable fretty argent, a label vert. Translated from blazonry: On a field of black and silver lattice, a green sash.

Holmes and Watson, seen another way. These original character designs draw motifs from several adaptations of the Conan Doyle stories to provide a different take on the dynamic duo!

A collage of originally drawn illustrations and vintage ephemera creates an evocative little reminder of a favorite Regency romance, all in fashionable tones from the era!

The track of a heritage-breed Beltsville White Turkey, styled as a hand-carved printing block.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge was earned through your Netflix habit.

The pie depicted is of indeterminate filling, to maintain cross-regional compatibility.

From old-fashioned to new, originally designed garments for this handsome young St. Nick make a graphic much more original than an ugly sweater.

Alice, the Red Queen, and the White Queen (all dressed for a fantasy Rococo ball) meet against a background of chess-piece topiaries in this original illustration for Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking-Glass."

A Christmas tree with aro-pride flag garlands in a simple, bright, naive cut-paper style, because queerness is a source of joy, and we arospec types can enjoy Hallmark Christmas movies in a different but no less valid way.

Costumes based on John Tenniel's original illustrations accent a fresh character design for Lewis Carroll's timeless protagonist.

A Christmas tree with pansexual-pride flag garlands in a simple, bright, naive cut-paper style, because queerness is a source of joy.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge honors your vote! It was a historic one.

Imperialpunk: Re-appropriating the trappings of monarchy and state control to create an anti-war, pro-self-reliance aesthetic.

An all-over print of compassionate and revolutionary sentiments. Strengthen your community!

Based on the iconic original illustrations for Lewis Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland" novels, these pieces use flat colors and hand-drawn linework to keep up the sketchy whimsy.

A character design for a key figure in Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking-Glass," with costuming based on 1880s Victorian riding habits.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge honors your sourdough starter.

A garland of bright orange marigolds to give the illusion of fresh flower necklace.

A Christmas tree with genderqueer-pride flag garlands in a simple, bright, naive cut-paper style, because queerness is a source of joy.

Classic portraits of a femme Holmes and Watson whisper unkind things about people who fail to wear masks.

Three magic words are faintly visible written in the arsenic-free homemade marmalade on a piece of toast: MELODY GLOUCESTER PEGASUS. Maybe these magic words will keep your creepy cousin from trying to upset your hard-won peace. Maybe not, though.

Stylish little signs in a mix of stenciling and hand-lettering evoke the painted boards of a shabby yet exciting vintage carnival.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge is for achievement in political participation.

Original designs for some key characters in Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass," inspired by John Tenniel's illustrations.

Stylish little signs in a mix of stenciling and hand-lettering evoke the painted boards of a shabby yet exciting vintage carnival.

Homegrown pride!

Nautralists' illustrations and Victorian-era recipes for fig candy in a calming arrangement.

There's absolutely no arsenic in the sugar bowl.

A set of simple trackers in an authentic Regency theme makes it easy to stay hydrated, form habits, or keep up with the date. Period watercolor fashion drawings adorn each tracker, with watercolor aesthetic stickers to coordinate!

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge honors your vote! It was a historic one.

Lines from "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" and "What a Wonderful World" make a sweet, wistful, hopeful graphic.

A Christmas tree with ace-pride flag garlands in a simple, bright, naive cut-paper style, because queerness is a source of joy.