Merit Badge Hoodies

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Give them the Spite Merit Badge! They have earned it!! Say it with kindness...

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Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

Adulting: It's not ALL bad. Really. (Some graphics via FlatIcon premium account. No citation required.)

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Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge rewards the time spent staring at the clock and trying to sleep during elections and pandemic spikes.

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Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge is earned by remembering to take medications as scheduled. (Consider awarding it pre-emptively to encourage your friends to finish their antibiotic prescriptions and avoid breeding a world-ending superbug!)

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge honors the amount of time we've all spent thinking about hand-washing and toilet paper acquisition.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge honors your hasty Google education in virology.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge honors a commitment to wearing a mask.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge honors a commitment to wearing a mask.