Mortician Hoodies

DR. FRANKENROD - HEARSE CLUB

Dark, creepy and funny skull design for people who love Halloween, skull art, skull décor and horror movies. A large skeleton head graphic with smaller skulls background. Perfect for an anthropologist, future archaeologist or goth decoration.

Undertaker

Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for Embalmer: Loved one or Friend !

Fun idea for a retiring or retired embalmer, mortician or undertaker. This Embalming Legend Has Retired – cool distressed design with an embalming trocar tool. Funny mortuary, embalming prep room humor.

Funeral directors and cemetery workers will love this funny saying with a coffin design. Perfect for any mortician, cemetery counselor or grave digger. I Will Bury You. Seriously. I Can Totally Handle That For You! with coffin graphic is a fun idea for a Mortuary Science student or graduate with a sense of humor.

gothic art for the goth in all of us

"That is the ultimate power, to stare death in the face and be unafraid." -Orson Scott Card http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

6FT. UNDERWORLD - HEARSE CLUB

Funny idea for any embalmer, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science college student. I May Look Like I’m Listening But I’m Thinking About Embalming. Cool distressed lettering and trocar design. Perfect for an apprentice or future embalmer in the prep room.

Funny and scary distressed design with a raven, skull and bats. Spooky design for a grave hunter, cemetery worker, grave digger, mortician or anyone who loves hanging out at the cemetery. I Enjoy Long Romantic Walks Through the Graveyard. Great for a goth, witch, paranormal investigator, taphophile or ghost hunter who likes headstones, ravens, skeletons and all things creepy.

The original, “Embalmer, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Great for an embalmer, future embalmer, mortician, funeral director, undertaker or mortuary science student,

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

This Dad of a Beautiful Daughter is Also a Crematory Operator With an Alibi. Funny saying for a dad of daughters who is in charge of cremations at a mortuary, cemetery or crematory. Perfect for a Funeral Director, Mortician or Crematory Operator with a sense of humor and daughters.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

Spellman Mortuary Sign

Cool text design “Embalmer” weaved with a trocar embalming instrument. Great for any embalmer, mortician, undertaker, Mortuary Science student or graduate.

All Men Are Cremated Equal

mortui vivos docent

Have you thanked your local Embalmer today?

A design for spooky season when you are feeling both cute and deadly. Perfect for a casual night out with your ghouls or boo.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

I'll Be the Last To Let You Down - Your Friendly Undertaker. Funny Undertaker saying for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director or cemetery worker. A classic mortuary joke. I'll Be the Last To Let You Down-Your Friendly Undertaker, with coffin design. Perfect for a Mortuary Science student, retired undertaker or the funeral home employee room.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

Sense of humor required. This design is for your favorite man-hating feminist or your mortician friends.

I Have Two Titles, MOM and Embalmer and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for a woman embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder mom who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Funeral for a friend.

Scary but funny skull design and saying. Perfect for anyone who loves Halloween, funny sayings, skull art, skull décor and horror movies. Shhh… The Voices in My head Are Discussing Your Future. Perfect for parents of teenagers with a sense of humor.

Tribute to an underrated defunct Death Metal band, MORGUE.

'LST RSPNDR' (Last Responder), my latest design for TeePublic. I used my vector hot rod Hearse from a previous design, everything else was designed from scratch.

This is a Introverted But Willing To Discuss Funeral Arrangements design.

Funny for an embalmer, mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. Perfect for the embalming prep room. I'm Famous in the Prep Room with #66 is fun for an apprentice or Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Funeral Directors need hugs too! Funny saying for a Funeral Director or Mortician who works at a funeral home or Mortuary and has a sense of humor. “Have You Hugged Your Funeral Director Today” with coffin design is great for a Mortuary Science student or retired funeral director too.

YouTube channel for funeral service students