Mortician T-Shirts
Description: Unleash pure terror with this grotesque Mortician design from Hell On Earth. Featuring a tortured, skinless humanoid head with clamped jaws and bleeding eyes, this shirt captures the essence of brutal death metal horror—perfect for gorehounds and extreme music fans.
Description: Last Responder with a winged trocar caduceus in a coffin design. Cool design for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker or Mortuary Science student. Honor funeral directors and mortuary staff who have the tough job of last responder. Original design by Graveyard Gossip.
Last Responder Mortician Trocar Caduceus T-Shirt
by Graveyard Gossip
$16 $24
Description: I Have Two Titles, DAD and Mortician and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for an embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student who is a father. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder dad who works at a funeral home or cemetery.
Description: Nothing Scares Me - I am a Mom and a Mortician. Great for any mom mortician, embalmer, funeral director, undertaker or Mortuary Science college student. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder mom who works at a funeral home or cemetery.
Description: Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin cut-outs in the letters. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.
Professional Deadlifter Funny Mortician Saying T-Shirt
by Graveyard Gossip
$16 $24
Description: Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin patterns. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.
Professional Deadlifter Coffin Funny Mortician Saying T-Shirt
by Graveyard Gossip
$16 $24
Description: The original, “Mortician, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Funny gift for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director, undertaker or mortuary science student.
Mortician Word Definition Quote for Embalmers T-Shirt
by Graveyard Gossip
$16 $24
Description: Funny saying for a mortician, undertaker, funeral director, embalmer, grave digger or cemetery worker. “I Will Bury You” with coffin graphic is perfect for a Mortuary Science student or graduate with a sense of humor.
I Will Bury You Mortician Cemetery Death Humor T-Shirt
by Graveyard Gossip
$16 $24
Description: Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a mortician with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. Perfect funeral industry joke, gag design for a mortician or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.
Description: Funny saying for a mortician, embalmer or undertaker who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. This Is My Resting Mortician Face - with coffin graphic is great for a Mortuary Science College student or future mortician.
Description: Are you a funny funeral director, mortician or death care professional who handles life’s most delicate moments with grace, compassion, and a touch of dark humor? Then this design is for just you to show your quiet pride!
Mortician Funeral Service Funeral Director Social Club T-Shirt
by Gaila
$16 $24
Description: Funny logo style design for a funeral director, mortician or embalmer (the original deadlifting champions) working at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery who has to be on call and make their own removals. "Deadlift Mortuary Transport" is fun for a Mortuary Science student or future funeral director headed into the funeral industry.
Deadlift Mortuary Transport Funeral Home Removal Service T-Shirt
by Graveyard Gossip
$16 $24
Description: If you’re a funeral director, mortician, or death care industry worker — then this clever graphic design is just for you! It makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone who is into embalming, burial, cremation, undertaking, hearse driving, funeral home management, or the dead.
Description: Funny quote for a mortician or embalmer with a sense of humor who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. Perfect for your wife, mom, girlfriend or daughter mortician. “A Good Mortician Will Leave You Stiff and With A Smile”, embalming saying with coffin graphic is great for a mortuary science student or future mortician.
A Good Mortician Will Leave You Stiff Embalmer Saying T-Shirt
by Graveyard Gossip
$16 $24
Description: Cool design for an embalmer, mortician, Mortuary Science student or graduate using embalming tools. "Mortician" with a skull and two trocar embalming instrument crossbones is great for the funeral home prep room.
Mortician Skull with Trocar Crossbones for Embalmers T-Shirt
by Graveyard Gossip
$16 $24
