Insert coin, check. Press P1 button to start, check. Ok, let's go! You got this centipede in your sight spaceship, keep blasting. Mash harder! You can do it. OMG where did that spider come from? What are you doing? SPIDER! STOP! Game Over.
Tags: gaming, stop, stahp, spider, retro
Co-op. Before Live. Before PSN. Before broadband internet. There was Gunstar. There was a seemingly unstoppable army. There were many (many) bosses. There was nothing to stop them except you and your friend. And it was amazing. Long live the heroes.
Tags: treasure, retro, sega, arcade, video-game
You so fly, edges are just gone! Weaves and all! Leaving these girls (and guys) absolutely edgeless. Walking Cynthia dolls, the whole lot. Of course this is all figurative, because you can't actually go around snatching weaves and edges. That's jail time. I know you serve, but jail time can't possibly be what you mean. Call Angelica!!!
Tags: gaming, pop-culture, cynthia, 90s, weave
Found a fairy, yass! Found the dungeon, yass! Got a new tool, yass! Got the boss key, yass! SLAY BISH, SLAY! Beat the boss, yass! Explore some more, yass! Repeat, repeat, yass! Found another world, yass! TRIFORCE BISH, YASSSSSSSSS!!!
Tags: super-smash-bros, link, nintendo, nes, retro