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Tags: piramid, turtle, retro, vintage, engraving

The Oldest Man Alive Hoodie

by LookLeftDesign
$45

Tags: geaux

Oldest School Hip Hop Hoodie

by sykospector
$45
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Fake Gun Shoot me in Standoff Season 3 episode 1

Tags: rick, morty, adult-swim, portal-gun, fake-gun-shoot-me-in-standoff

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Im The Oldest Child I Make The Rules,Gift Tee,Gift Tshirt,

Tags: gift

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So far this is the oldest I've ever been

Tags: joke, funny, humor, birthday-gift-idea

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So far this is the oldest I've ever been

Tags: funny, humor, joke, gift-idea, birthday

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So far this is the oldest I’ve ever been

Tags: christmas, birthday, awesome-gift, retired, old-age

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So far this is the oldest I've ever been

Tags: joke, gift, funny, humor, birthday-gift-idea

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So far this is the oldest I've ever been

Tags: joke, gift, humor, birthday-gift-idea

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So far this is the oldest I’ve ever been

Tags: christmas, birthday, awesome-gift, old-age, gift-for-new-mom

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So far this is the oldest I've ever been

Tags: birthday, pregnancy, mommy-to-be, old-age, retired

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So far this is the oldest I've ever been

Tags: gift-for-retired, retired, old-people, kid, baby

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funny, joke, slogan, quotes, awesome, cute, funny, statement, slogan, logo, artsy, geek, geeky, girl, trend, top, quote, best, humor

Tags: trend, girl, geeky, geek, logo

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adult, food, gaming, geek, gym, hipster, logo, mashup, meme, movie, music, parody, slogan, statement, funny, text, typography, pop culture, popular

Tags: music, movie, mashup, meme, logo

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So Far This Is The Oldest I've Ever Been - Witty Joke Slogan Humor Funny Statement

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The United States Navy occupational rating of boatswain's mate (abbreviated as BM) is a designation given by the Bureau of Naval Personnel (BUPERS) to enlisted members who were rated or "striking" for the rating as a deck seaman. The colloquial form of address for a boatswain's mate is "Boats". The rating of Boatswain's Mate dates from the American Revolutionary War and was one of the oldest U.S. Navy ratings in continuous existence from 1775 to present. For a period of three months at the end of 2016, the rating (along with all ratings in the Navy) was scheduled for elimination, but the proposed change was unpopular with both sailors and Navy veterans and was reversed in December of that year.[1]

Tags: united-states-navy, bm3, navy, bm, boatswains-mate

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My joints go out more than I do

Tags: old-people, holiday, christmas, birthday, gift-idea

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My joints go out more than I do

Tags: christmas, birthday, gift-idea, old-people, joints

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My joints go out more than I do

Tags: holiday, christmas, birthday, gift-idea, gift-for-oldest

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My joints go out more than I do

Tags: retired, old, holiday, christmas, birthday

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My joints go out more than I do

Tags: old, i-thought-growing-old-would-take-longer, holiday, christmas, birthday

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My joints go out more than I do

Tags: holiday, christmas, birthday, gift-idea, joke

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