Oldest Merch

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Tim Conway's oldest man character is a doctor this time. He scuttles across the floor to wash his hands... in the fishbowl, where he quickly thinks his fingers have been bitten off and yells, "SHARK!".

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Celebrate your love of old jokes with this unique design! Perfect for dads and grandfathers. The answers are printed on the back.

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THE ELDER ONE

A design for the bossy older siblings that are known to get away with their nature due to their charming personalities.

Design inspired in Control video game.

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Funny Sister Design that reads: "I'm The Oldest Sister I Make The Rules". That's just right for the Oldest Sister who has the final say on her siblings.

It's a shifting place..

I'm the oldest child. I make the rules.

Funny Brother Design that reads: "I'm The Oldest Brother I Make The Rules". That's just right for the Oldest Brother, who has the final say on her siblings.

Funny I’m The Oldest Sister I Make The Rules Gifts.

The Braves played in Boston, from 1871 to 1952, after which they moved to Milwaukee to become the Milwaukee Braves, and then eventually to Atlanta, to become the Atlanta Braves. The Boston Franchise played at South End Grounds from 1871 to 1914 and at Braves Field from 1915 to 1952. Braves Field is now Nickerson Field of Boston University. The franchise, from Boston to Milwaukee to Atlanta, is the oldest continuous professional baseball franchise.

Looking for a design that suites the oldest sister life at home with your family? Are you the oldest sister in the house? This cool funny sisters design are bound to make anyone laugh!

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This funny "I'm the oldest Sister I make the rules" Matching Sibling design is perfect for all your sisters! Grab one for your youngest, Middle and Oldest Sister. Design features a fun retro vintage design that's great for birthday & Christmas. Design features a matching "The Reason We Have Rules" & "The rules don't apply to me" for Middle and Youngest sister or brother. This tee is sure to get a laugh out of all your family and friends.

I Make The Rules Oldest Adult 3 Sisters Matching Gifts

Do you Love Lovecraft? (eyerolls)

A funny scene from the Carol Burnett Show when Tim Conway's Oldest Man character was trying to 'trick' Harvey Korman's character into taking an aspirin.

The First Coast of St. Augustine, FL was discovered in 1565 by this guy, Ponce de Leon. He thinks he's cool.

The biggest swinger in town

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Im The Oldest I Make The Rules Im The Oldest I Make The Rules Birthday

Twins rules matching outfits for the youngest & oldest twin sister or brother! I am the oldest twin, I make the rules. Get this older twin shirt if you want to be listened in the family!

Design inspired in Ahti the janitor from Control and Alan Wake video games.

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Fun Fact Today is the Youngest You'll Ever Be and the Oldest You've Ever Been. You're Welcome. Happy Birthday!

Oldest GOAT Won Again! (number 12)

Elf Lover Funny Apparel Costume Outfit Gift Wear. If you want to show that you have the say, this I'm The Oldest Elf I Make The Rules design is just the right outfit.

- My Awesome Oldest Daughter Gave Me This Shirt. Funny Dad Jokes. Perfect Father's Day Humor Gifts From Daughter. Enjoy the sibling rivalry and make your sisters jealous with this hilarious Father's Day present for dad. - My Favorite Oldest Daughter Bought Me This Design. Great funny dad gifts from daughter to father. Perfect present from daughter for dad birthday or Father's Day.

- My Awesome Oldest Daughter Gave Me This Shirt. Funny Dad Jokes. Perfect Father's Day Humor Gifts From Daughter. Enjoy the sibling rivalry and make your sisters jealous with this hilarious Father's Day present for dad. - My Favorite Oldest Daughter Bought Me This Design. Great funny dad gifts from daughter to father. Perfect present from daughter for dad birthday or Father's Day.

Let everyone know you're in charge.

Created for the bold and eldest child of the family.