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The Fundamental Theorem of Calculus

Long for simplicity with my 'I Wish Life Was As Simple As Calculus' tee—a playful saying to the complexities of life, yearning for the straightforward clarity found in mathematical equations.

Because we are keenly and inherently attuned to the ever increasing entropy of the system in which we find ourselves, our fleeting moments are all the more precious. Entropy is the arrow of time. Tip: This green Entropy looks amazing on a brown shirt!

Introducing "Funny Pi Sayings" - a whimsical feather T-shirt design celebrating the joy of math and humor! Perfect for Pi Day enthusiasts and lovers of all things numbers. Embrace the charm of witty math puns, clever pi humor, and a touch of calculus flair.

Santa’s favorite calculus teacher funny and cute Christmas gift design for those who love Christmas and love Santa and love their calculus teacher. If you love your job or if you want to surprise your amazing math teacher who motivates you then grab this cute Christmas gift design today to let them know you appreciate his or her mathematician knowledge.

Still searching for Maths Mathematics Math Teacher Algebra designs? Make a statement with this Math tee. Makes a great gift for Math Lover and Math Teacher or anyone with a Classroom and Exam.

Get off your ath, let's do some math. A funny saying for math teachers!

I'm a math teacher of course I have problems

I don’t need a costume, I’m a Calculus teacher, my job title is scary enough funny Halloween costume design for those cool math teachers who loves this scary holiday! If you want to dress up for Halloween, then this funny costume design for calculus teachers is the perfect item for the school spooky Halloween parties!

All you need is love! Math Valentine's day design makes an excellent pi day and Valentine's day gift for mathematics geeks and nerds.

All you need is love! Math Valentine's day design makes an excellent pi day and Valentine's day gift for mathematics geeks and nerds.

All you need is love! Math Valentine's day design makes an excellent pi day and Valentine's day gift for mathematics geeks and nerds.

Express your love for simplicity and humor with the "I Wish Life Was as Simple as Calculus" t-shirt. This funny shirt is perfect for math enthusiasts and anyone who appreciates a good joke.

I've got 99 problems, and yes, you have to show your work on all of them. #MathTeacher

Express your wish for a simpler life with this funny "I wish life was as simple as calculus" t-shirt. Perfect for math lovers and those with a sense of humor.

Because we are keenly and inherently attuned to the ever increasing entropy of the system in which we find ourselves, our fleeting moments are all the more precious. Entropy is the arrow of time.

Because we are keenly and inherently attuned to the ever increasing entropy of the system in which we find ourselves, our fleeting moments are all the more precious. Entropy is the arrow of time.

Because we are keenly and inherently attuned to the ever increasing entropy of the system in which we find ourselves, our fleeting moments are all the more precious. Entropy is the arrow of time.

Because we are keenly and inherently attuned to the ever increasing entropy of the system in which we find ourselves, our fleeting moments are all the more precious. Entropy is the arrow of time.

Express your love for simplicity and humor with the "I wish life was as simple as calculus" t-shirt. Get yours today and add a touch of fun to your wardrobe.

Because we are keenly and inherently attuned to the ever increasing entropy of the system in which we find ourselves, our fleeting moments are all the more precious. Entropy is the arrow of time.

Everyone who has made it to THAT level of math knows the pain of imaginary numbers. This is based on a sweatshirt my dad had made for me when I went off to the Illinois Math and Science Academy as a sophomore. Back in the 1980s, we had to make it happen with iron-on (flocked!) letters. I updated the designs with some sparkles because IMAGINARY NUMBERS ARE MAGICAL. In memoriam for my dad. <3

The Fundamental Theorem of Calculus

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This Don't Drink and Derive - Funny Math Major design is perfect for the college math major who want to be a high school math teacher or college professor. Great for mathamatics bachelor degree or master degree.