It's just you and the ball. You jump, you boost, dodge every player (including teammates), climb up the walls and fly off them like a rocket to finally score a glorious goal no one else could have scored. "Holy Cow!" "Holy Cow!" "Holy Cow!" "Calculated." "Calculated." "Indeed", you think. What everyone witnessed was... Holy Cowculated!
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