Retrotech Hoodies

Pink Holo Pay Phone

Embrace your inner geek with the 68000 microprocessor and opcodes! Featuring a rendered image of the microprocessor and all its opcodes, it's the perfect addition for any tech lover.

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This works- Buy this on a t-shirt or sticker or notebook or pillow. When it is delivered, open the package and look at the cassette and imagine a song that inspires you- how does that song start? Think of the intro of the song, and play the music or sounds in your mind. Then take a sharpie and write on the cassette anything you want- your stage name, the code name of your secret project, the name of your band - any word or words that evoke inspiration. Now, every time you see the cassette, play the intro of your song in your mind and read the words and imagine being so full of inspiration that people around you start painting and writing and singing as soon as you are near them. Imagine what you did that made people act like this....

Enjoy this collection of projected humanity! Portraits from every corner of the near future.

Enjoy this collection of projected humanity! Portraits from every corner of the near future.

Enjoy this collection of projected humanity! Portraits from every corner of the near future.

Headphones Pattern

This is another one that definitely requires a sharpie…or if you send me an email [email protected] and give me a few days, I’ll make sure your romantic Mixtape name is professionally scrawled before it ships.

This is another one that definitely requires a sharpie…or if you send me an email [email protected] and give me a few days, I’ll make sure your mysterious, enigmatic, mixtape title is professionally scrawled before it ships…I would LOVE for someone to get this as a present for me and I would love if they wrote something on it…I think the crazier you go with the sharpie, the better.

This is another one that definitely requires a sharpie…I would LOVE for someone to get this as a present for me and I would love if they wrote something on it…I think the crazier you go with the sharpie, the better. Write a poem with the format of a track list, do some elaborate doodling, use a code, find a really looooong and obscure word or phrase and give it a new meaning, then teach people what it REALLY MEANS and never let them convince you that you are wrong… or a short easy word and give it some weird accent marks and a fancy new pronunciation, then say that is what you want to be called from now on…but write SOMETHING, even if it is only your name and the date. But if you send me an email [email protected] and give me a few ...

Enjoy this collection of projected humanity! Portraits from every corner of the near future.

THIS WORKS. Look at the cassette and think of a song that inspires you - How does that song start? Concentrate- play the music or sounds in your mind. Then take a marker and boldly write on the cassette anything you want- this label will serve as code for your ultimate creative goal. Now, every time you see the cassette, play the intro of your song in your mind and read the words and imagine being so full of inspiration that people start painting and writing and singing as soon as you are near them. Imagine what you did that made people act this way. Then start doing that thing.

Be sure to check out all of my cassette designs- I have new colors all the time, and you can get as many as you want!

This works- Buy this on a t-shirt or sticker or notebook or pillow. When it is delivered, open the package and look at the cassette and imagine a song that inspires you- how does that song start? Think of the intro of the song, and play the music or sounds in your mind. Then take a sharpie and write on the cassette anything you want- your stage name, the name of your band, anything that you want to take from the past into the future. Every time you see the cassette, play the intro of your song in your mind and read the words and imagine being so full of inspiration that people around you start painting and writing and singing as soon as you are near them. Imagine what you did that made people act like this. Then start doing that t...

In honor of the best audio format ever devised, the cassette tape

The supercar of 90s desktop video... ON YOUR CHEST! (or mug)

Flashback to the golden days of television with this adorable, smiling TV design. Donning the message "NEVER FORGET," it's a cheerful homage to the classic era of entertainment.

Extreme Purple Cassette Tape

Get the ultimate geek chic look with the Z80 microprocessor and opcodes! Showcasing all the opcodes of the legendary microprocessor, it's the perfect addition for any tech enthusiast.