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Silent Bob Hoodies

Description

even in the Zombie Apocalypse, not Even Jersey is safe.

Tags: dogma, silent-bob, mallrats, jason-mewes, kevin-smith

Jay and Zombie Bob Hoodie

by jackbrimstone
$45 $35
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Snootchie Bootchies, little Nootchies! What better way to rep your favorite dank duo than with this stylish "Snootch To The Nootch" design?

Tags: 420, stoner, kevin-smith, chronic, bluntman

Snootch to the Nootch Hoodie

by MouthpieceDesigns
$45 $35
Description

Just don't go ass to mouth.

Tags: kevin-smith, mallrats, jason-mewes, dogma, silent-bob

Moobys: I'm eating it! Hoodie

by metacortexpod4
$45 $35
Description

Look Kids! It's the New Jersey Puck Knockers! [Applause] For hockey fans and skivvy stoners alike, this jersey-style design will be sure to knock everyone's...socks off.

Tags: mallrats, chronic, chasing-amy, comic-books, cock-knocker

Puck Knockers Hoodie

by MouthpieceDesigns
$45 $35
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The Golgothan shit demon from Dogma

Tags: ben-affleck, matt-damon, azrael, jason-mewes, mallrats

Golgothan Hoodie

by wyattd
$45 $35
Description

Jay & Silent Bob found out, in Dogma, to their dismay, that the Chicago suburb-town of Shermer, Illinois, was actually an entirely fictional place, dreamed up by the master of the 80s teen comedy/drama - John Hughes. Many of the films he wrote or directed were set in the same fictitious universe. In a 1999 interview he revealed the scale of this "Shermer-verse". 15 years worth of notebooks detailed how Ferris Bueller (FB's Day Off) was friends with Sam Baker (16 Candles), John Bender (The Breakfast Club) lived three doors down from Del Griffiths (Planes, Trains & Automobiles) and so on. What a shame his untimely death meant we did not get to see this 'verse expanded upon. The bulldog mascot was briefly mention in Ferris Bueller's Day Off and the names at the bottom of the shirt are all Shermer High School alumni from the films: Home Alone, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Pretty In Pink, The Breakfast Club, Uncle Buck, Some Kind Of Wonderful, Sixteen Candles & Weird Science

Tags: science, john-hughes, shermer, illinois, chicago

Shermer High School Alumni Hoodie

by paulychilds
$45 $35
Description

As worn by Randall in Clerks

Tags: dogma, chasing-amy, movie, kevin-smith, silent-bob

Ranger Danger Hoodie

by metacortexpod4
$45 $35
Description

A shirt to support your favorite Jay and silent Bob Minute podcast. Jay and silent Bob Minute.

Tags: jason-mewes, silent-bob, chasing-amy, mallrats, podcast

Not even supposed to Hoodie

by TheBurbsMinute
$45 $35

Tags: jay-and-silent-bob, snoochie-boochies, snoogans, mallrats, kevin-smith

Snoochie Boochies Hoodie

by blakely737
$45 $35
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Scoundrels and Nerf Herders! Naga Nootch!

Tags: kevin-smith, silent-bob, jason-mewes, jay-and-silent-bob, dogma

NERF HERDER 4 LIFE Hoodie

by ideeddido2
$45 $35

Tags: clerks, silent-bob, view-askew, 37

Thirty Seven 37 Hoodie

by OrangeCup
$45 $35
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Tags: dogma, kevin-smith, unscensored, view-askew, jason-mewes

Bluntman Hoodie

by moneybagswayne
$45 $35
Description

This shirt is tight! Like the back of a Volkswagen.

Tags: jay-and-silent-bob, fashionable-male, mallrats, clerks

Fashionable Male Hoodie

by jeffale5
$45 $35
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Snootchie Bootchies!

Tags: clerks, kevin-smith, jay-and-silent-bob, dogma, silent-bob

New Jersey Mallrats Hoodie

by Nemons
$45 $35

Tags: marijuana, rst, slackers, lasagne, jedi

Quick Stop Groceries Hoodie

by MindsparkCreative
$45 $35
Description

Parody of the Clerks logo with "jerk" text

Tags: clerks-logo, fanboys-anonymous, fanboys, parody, films

Jerk (Clerks Logo) Hoodie

by FanboysAnonymous
$45 $35
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Mallrats Korean VHS Cover

Tags: kevin-smith, retro, 90s, funny, korean

Mallrats Korean VHS Cover Hoodie

by retroworldkorea
$45 $35
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Who's the friend to the king of all the monkeys? Who's a pal to the duck who won't fly south?

Mooby's Hoodie

by ezfett
$45 $35
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Parody of the movie quote "I'm not even supposed to be here today" from Kevin Smith's classic film Clerks

Tags: fanboys-anonymous, fanboys, parody, film-quotes, films

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I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Tags: dante, kevin-smith

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"Say...would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

Brodie Bruce's Chocolate Covered Pretzels Hoodie

by CharlieMakesCartoons
$45 $35

Tags: nostalgia, halloween, hockey-mask, fridaythethirteenth, robert-smith

Friday I'm In Love Hoodie

by NostalgiaTShirts
$45 $35
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Your mother's a tracer!

Tags: clerks, kevin-smith, chasing-amy, mallrats, comics

Tracer Hoodie

by ZombieMedia
$45 $35
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This was a “Descreeto Burrito” McGuffen from the 3rd Episode of the Clerks: Animated Series in the standard size.

Tags: nerd, funny, cool, retro, vector

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This was a "Descreeto Burrito" McGuffen from the 3rd Episode of the Clerks: Animated Series in a wide format.

Tags: nerd, funny, cool, retro, vector

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Doug and Anthony as Jay and Bob

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available for birthdays and childrens parties.

Tags: kevin-smith, view-askew, jay-and-silent-bob, chasing-amy, mallrats

Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud Hoodie

by metacortexpod4
$45 $35
Description

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They’re a little melty but damn are they exquisite!

Tags: mallrats, brodie, bruce, chocolate, covered

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The Clerks Minute logo using the letters from fellow Movies by Minutes podcasts.

Tags: mxm, clerks-minute

Clerks Minute Podcast Letters Hoodie

by BlakeandSalShow
$45 $35
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Tags: clerks-movie, clerks-minute, jay-and-silent-bob, kevin-smith, view-askew

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Tags: lightsaber, star-wars, kevin-smith, chronic, bluntman

The Blunt and Chronic Hoodie

by moneybagswayne
$45 $35
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Bob Ross was zen before zen was zen. This Bob Ross head reveals a tranquil Bob Ross scene and features his philosophy on art (and life).

Tags: no-mista, bob-ross-b, happy-acc, zen-q, bob-ross-quotes

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Hey kids, it's Mark Hamill!

Tags: mark-hamill, lightsaber, science-fiction, sci-fi, luke-skywalker

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MAGIC EYE SAILBOAT

Tags: jay-and-silent-bob, clerks, chasing-amy, kevin-smith, sailboat

IT'S A SAILBOAT. Hoodie

by YourLuckyTee
$45 $35

Tags: krauts, kraut, sauerkraut, bratwurst, nazis

Wurstbusters Hoodie

by wloem
$45 $35
Description

THE MALL IN MALLRATS

Tags: i-love-the-smell-of-commerce, chasing-amy, minnesota, commerce, brody

THE MALL Hoodie

by YourLuckyTee
$45 $35
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