Snake Rabbits This Sucks Hoodies

Why didn’t one of them run when the snake got his first snack? Who cares, it’s still funny.

whila this beast drinks poison a snake sucks his blood 1982 - Maria Primachenko

Man finds the love of his life. Unknown to him, the love of his life is a ten foot python with a face exactly the same as his. They live ever after. Somewhat happily. Sadily too. But mostly just meh until they get a divorce and they realize their personality aren't compatible and they are much happier on their own. The End!