Snarky Hoodies

Home cookin is why we all love to eat out. Yum Yum. Burnt toast, dinners frozen in the middle, tragic trout, grilled cheese disaster, epic fail. Is that the fire alarm? It can only mean one thing dinner’s ready and you need to get this super sassy retro style shirt or gift today.

Obviously not in Charge

Classic portrait of a woman, Isabella Wolff, by Sir Thomas Lawrence, from the early 1800s. Vintage artwork modernized by the addition of a deadpan caption in bright white: "I simply cannot even". Find more updated art in this store: Planet Snark.

to establish an alibi

you dont have to be crazy to work here

Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.

I do the Things with the Stuff Funny

Oh, smartness, smartness, where for art thou, smartness?

It's sad but true.

Art by Tehkjira

Avoid awkward pointless conversations with this stylish design!

Caroon image of a shark, pieces of America in his mouth and scattered outside of it centered in the wording DEMOCRATS ARE LIKE SHARKS DUMB BUT DANGEROUS

Insert Snarky Comment

Obviously not in Charge

We've all had moments when we realize this. We've also all had the moments when we wish the person we're speaking to would realize this. This design is for all those moments! Perfect for Zoom meetings with people you wish would shut up, holiday gatherings, or every day (if you put your foot in your moth as often as I do). Quote from Xander Harris of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Tell the world how you really feel. . . ☠️

Illustration of a cat lady who just doesn’t want to hear any more problems. Take a number.

Show off your cattitude with this fun design!

Run on Coffee and bad thoughts? Constantly thinking inappropriate things about people? This is the design you need.

What did you DO?

Are you snarky to your very core? Celebrate it!

Sassy Is Fixing To Be A Snarky Chihuahua Sarcastic Girl. Sassy has opinions and she loves to hand them out. Look for that little sparkle in her eye before she does, then watch out. Perfect funny gift for those who love Chihuahuas, including yourself. Created and Copyright Tina Lavoie. All rights reserved.

You know who you are

You've got attitude! Text says: This Is What A Hot Mess Looks Like. Rude and snarky gift idea.

Pink, red, coral and peach flowers with lettering that reads thank you for leaving me alone.

Are you someone who takes on life's challenges with pedal-powered gusto? Our 'Sounds Hard! I'm In!' cycling shirt is the perfect choice for you! 🚴‍♂️😄 Wear your shirt as you tackle hills, conquer kom's / qom's, and face scorching hot rides head-on – because when things get tough on the road, you say, 'Challenge accepted!' 🦸‍♂️🚲 Follow me on Instagram @cyclingteez

There's always someone who's not quite sure what's going on and needs to be caught up. This is their design. Perfect for the clueless among us.

It doesn matter if youre celebrating lunar new year, chinese new year 2020 or a simple party to finally get rid of that totally annoying 2020. It works best with this funny, sarcastic, sarcasm driven and hilarious New Year's Eve gift idea. I NEED TO GET BACKK IN SHAPE BUT IM KINDA WAITING TO SEE IF THE WORLD IS GOING TO END BEFORE I PUT ANY REAL EFFORT IN

I’m it

Simple white letters on black background: "Yeah, nah." Put on your best Aussie accent and make it clear - yeah, nah.

In my own fight with mental illness, I've found a lot of symbolism in the Alice in Wonderland story that I relate to so I've incorporated the iconic "Drink Me" bottle with modern medication bottles in this Mental Health Awareness collection called "Medicated for Your Benefit" from Wanderer.

Our 'I Hate Cycling, Said No One Ever' cycling shirt is the ultimate gear for all witty cycling enthusiasts out there! 🚴‍♂️😂 I mean, really, who could ever hate the thrill of riding? Let this shirt be your humorous way of saying, 'Obviously, I love cycling – who wouldn't be?'" 🌟🚲😂 Follow me on Instagram @cyclingteez

Step into the realm of witty fashion with our "Are You A Magazine? Because You Have A Lot Of Issues" Sarcastic Shirt. Crafted with premium quality materials, this shirt is not just a garment but a statement piece that exudes humor and personality. Embrace the sarcastic charm and let your outfit do the talking for you. Whether you're a master of sarcasm or simply appreciate a good pun, this shirt is designed to spark conversations and spread some good vibes.

Step into the realm of witty fashion with our "Are You A Magazine? Because You Have A Lot Of Issues" Sarcastic Shirt. Crafted with premium quality materials, this shirt is not just a garment but a statement piece that exudes humor and personality. Embrace the sarcastic charm and let your outfit do the talking for you. Whether you're a master of sarcasm or simply appreciate a good pun, this shirt is designed to spark conversations and spread some good vibes.

🌟 Discover Your New Favorite Tee – The "People... Not A Big Fan" Sarcastic Shirt! 🌟 Are you a master of wit who loves to wear your heart on your sleeve—quite literally? Our "People... Not A Big Fan" shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe, allowing you to express your humorous side with a touch of sarcasm.