The Fortune Giver Hoodies

A fortune from the Underwater Fortune Giver, the cuttlefish with the best fortunes, well a very opinionated cuttlefish with sometimes aggressive fortunes, from underwaterfortunes.com. The fortunes may not be accurate, but they are fun. This item features the eponymous Cuttlefish Fortune Giver, and a fortune. The fortune featured is: “You have many wonderful memories, but I don’t know where you found them, they clearly are not yours."

A fortune from the Underwater Fortune Giver, the cuttlefish with the best fortunes, well a very opinionated cuttlefish with sometimes aggressive fortunes, from underwaterfortunes.com. The fortunes may not be accurate, but they are fun. This item features the eponymous Cuttlefish Fortune Giver, and a fortune. The fortune featured is: “That song you wrote about the fire demons, that was actually an impressive sophisticated spell! They'll be with you soon. They're stuck in the elevator.”

A fortune from the Underwater Fortune Giver, the cuttlefish with the best fortunes, well a very opinionated cuttlefish with sometimes aggressive fortunes, from underwaterfortunes.com. The fortunes may not be accurate, but they are fun. This item features the eponymous Cuttlefish Fortune Giver, and a fortune. The fortune featured is: “When the speedboat comes for you, you will be ready.”

A fortune from the Underwater Fortune Giver, the cuttlefish with the best fortunes, well a very opinionated cuttlefish with sometimes aggressive fortunes, from underwaterfortunes.com. The fortunes may not be accurate, but they are fun. This item features the side eye of the eponymous Cuttlefish Fortune Giver, and a fortune. The fortune featured is: "Soon it will be vitally important for you to pay A LOT more attention to lightning bugs, especially when they are in lightning bug tactical tanks.”

A side eye view of the Funny Fortune Telling cuttlefish from underwaterfortunes.com. There are no words on this design.