Out on Route 51, just south of Pittsburgh, sits an old Diesel Shovel that is the subject of mystery. It gets moved around, painted up, and is basically rusting away. Recently, someone bought the property, but not the shovel. Then, they proceeded to dismantle it, and caught flak from everyone over the defacing of a historical highway icon. This is a parody of an idea for a fake company to explain it all. complete with a bandaged up boom.