Vote Cthulhu 2020 Hoodies

Vote Cthulhu 2020

Vote Cthulhu 2020. Why choose the lesser evil?

Cthulhu for President in 2024. Vote the greater of two evils!

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VOTE CTHULHU 2020 - CTHULHU AND LOVECRAFT CTHULU T SHIRTS AND LOVECRAFT MERCHANDISE

VOTE CTHULHU 2020 - CTHULHU AND LOVECRAFT CTHULU T SHIRTS AND LOVECRAFT MERCHANDISE

VOTE CTHULHU 2020 - CTHULHU AND LOVECRAFT CTHULU T SHIRTS AND LOVECRAFT MERCHANDISE

No doubt, vote for our overlord Cthulhu!

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Do you Love Lovecraft? (eyerolls)

We march ever forward toward the day when humanity will finally accept they are nothing but meat for the grinder. But until that time, we suffer under the ignorance of those who believe salvation comes not from utter destruction, but the weakness of the lesser evil.

Get on board Cthulhu 2020 with President Cthulhu! Finally a candidate for the White House that is competent! Vote for your eldritch doom.

Cthulhu can't be bought, but it's all too easy to manipulate the political system in His favor using cold, hard cash. Flaunt your ability to buy political favors using your Freedom of $peech with this exclusive Rite to Arise SuperPAC Tee Shirt.

Be the master of time and space as long as you write your name in the Book of Azathoth and do as Keziah Mason commands: Vote Cthulhu!

My support for Cthulhu is grounded on our long-standing shared belief in insanity as the great equalizer. I am proud to share this t-shirt as a champion for mental health, for the progress we we will make when Cthulhu rises from the depths to drive us all to madness. -Rose Pickman

I know who i'm voting for in the next presidential campaign.