Not many people actually like their jobs. In fact, most people hate going to work week after week. You get up early and force yourself to get there, but getting through the nine to five workweek grind is a real struggle. By Friday, you, and all of your coworkers, are too tired, or too lazy, to do any work at all. You just wish the weekend would get here already. We know what you're thinking - if no one actually works on Fridays, why not make them optional?
Tags: lazy, 9-to-5, funny-job, work, job
Hello, and welcome to Soarin’. My name is Patrick, and I’ll be your chief flight attendant today. We’ll begin boarding in a few minutes, but first, I’d like to acquaint you with some important safety information.
Tags: soarin, around-the-world, epcot, walt-disney-world, disney-world
Do you need a bribe to come to the boring office meeting or stupid work party? Nothing better than a fresh, hot doughnut with frosting and chocolate or rainbow sprinkles. If you have to be there you might as well treat yo self to something delicious. Perfect for the doughnut and dessert lover in your life or the introvert who hates parties. Funny gift for a baker or pastry chef. Goes great with your donut hat, pillow, school supplies or other food accessories.
Tags: dessert-lover, icing, humor, meetings, joke
Some things require coffee. Like Mornings at work, Mornings at home, mornings in the car, mornings on Vacation.... well, Mornings ya know? So if you need your fix to get the job done, we wont judge. hows about just proclaiming your utter dominance when fueled up with this tee. Offered in colors.... best in Java brown, Kids...
Tags: caffeine, i-love-coffee, coffee-is-always-a-good-idea, damn-fine-coffee, cup-of-coffee