Horsepower Merch
Description: Horsepower isn't cheap, but it's always worth it. A funny automotive skull design for drag racers, gearheads, muscle car enthusiasts, turbo fans, mechanics, and anyone whose paycheck disappears into horsepower. Perfect for racers who know the wallet always loses.
Bankrupted By Horsepower Funny Horsepower Gearhead Skull Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Nita T's
$28 $35
Description: A black background showcases a red and yellow cartoon bird with blue eyes, smoking a cigar. Above the bird, text reads "Clay Smith Cams" in a white arch. Below the bird, text states "MR. HORSEPOWER" in white. Further down, "90 YEARS OF AMERICAN HORSEPOWER" is displayed in large red and yellow lettering with a yellow outline.
Clay Smith Cams Mr. Horsepower 90 Years Of American Horsepower Bird Smoking Cigar Shorts
by GIBSON GIGS NEW ART
$21 $27
Description: Currently accepting horsepower donations! A bold funny racing design for horsepower addicts, drag racing fans, car enthusiasts, racers, mechanics, gearheads, and anyone whose project car could always use a little more power. Perfect for race day, the garage, car meets, or the drag strip.
Currently Accepting Horsepower Donations Funny Racing Baseball T-Shirt
by Nita T's
$19 $26
Description: I Came. I Saw. I Added Horsepower. A funny automotive racing design for drag racers, gearheads, mechanics, turbo lovers, and car enthusiasts who know the answer is always more horsepower. Perfect for race day, the garage, car meets, or anyone addicted to speed and performance.
Description: A wide‑eyed dog, a red convertible, and way too much horsepower for one creature to handle — Horsepower Fever is pure motion and mischief. This design captures that moment when the adrenaline spikes, the RPMs climb, and the driver (dog or human) is absolutely running hot. The exaggerated expression, speed puffs, and bold color palette give it a fun, high‑temperature look that pops on tees, hoodies, stickers, and anything built for gearheads with a sense of humor. Perfect for car lovers, burnout fans, and anyone who’s been “running a little hot” since day one.
Horsepower Fever – Wild‑Eye Dog in a Red Hot Convertible Bag
by gregspradlin
$19 $24
Description: A bold, white text-based piece on a black background features the phrase "LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR MPG I CHOOSE HORSEPOWER". Two crossed pistons are positioned to the left of "FOR MPG", and a turbocharger is to the right. The "O" in "CHOOSE" is replaced by a stylized turbo wheel.
Life Is Too Short For Mpg I Choose Horsepower Pistons Turbo Posters and Art
by didit artwork pangestu
$10 $14
Description: A distressed, monochromatic text-based piece with mechanical elements. It features bold white lettering stating "HORSEPOWER IS HOW FAST YOU HIT THE WALL, TORQUE IS HOW FAR YOU BRING THE WALL WITH YOU". Two pistons and a gear are visually integrated into the composition.
Horsepower Is How Fast You Hit The Wall, Torque Is How Far You Bring The Wall With You pistons Sticker
by Fabecco Designs
$3.00 $3.50
