Hose Water Merch
Gen X Raised On Hose Water And Neglect Funny Retro Phone Case
by Visual Vibes
$17 $23
Description: Generation X. GenX. Forgotten Generation. Survived neglect, hose water, second hand smoke, asbestos, lead paint and thrived! Great gift for an 80s kid.
Gen X | I Survived List | Hose Water | Lead Paint | Funny Sticker
by jenxtees
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Vintage Gen X Raised Hose Water and Neglect and MIXtapes! Funny Generation X Design for Gen Xer
Gen X Raised on Mixtapes Hose Water and Neglect Posters and Art
by Nhatartist
$10 $14
Gen X Proud Member Funny Retro USA Generation X Gen Xers Mug
by Visual Vibes
$13 $18
Generation X 1965-1980 Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Kids Hoodie
by Halby
$28 $36
Description: A modern and nostalgic design inspired by the carefree days of Generation X, reminiscing on summers spent playing with friends under hose water and streetlights.
Generation X - Gen X Raised On Hose Water Streetlights Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by spaghettigouache
$17 $24
Gen X Funny Quotes Retro Generation X Vintage X Gen Xers Kids Hoodie
by Visual Vibes
$28 $36
Description: Rated Gen X: Contains Graphic scenes of Hose water drinking, truck bed rides, and Latchkey Living. Some Material May Be Inappropriate for Millennials. Boomers Strongly Cautioned. The perfect gift for that Gen X birthday, Christmas, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Rated Gen X: Retro Nostalgia - Hose Water & Latchkey Life Mug
by Iron Ox Graphics
$13 $18
Hose Bee Lion Water Blast Cartoon Comedy Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Beacon & Branch Trading
$17 $24
Description: Rated Gen X: Contains strong sarcasm, mild nostalgia, and frequent cynicism. Some Material May Be Inappropriate for Millennials. Boomers Strongly Cautioned. The perfect gift for that Gen X birthday, Christmas, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Rated Gen X: Retro Nostalgia - Sarcasm, Nostalgia, and Cynicism Tapestry
by Iron Ox Graphics
$23 $30
Description: This retro sunset design features a clean generation x humor slogan about growing up tough, independent, and slightly feral. Perfect for latchkey kids, nostalgic parents, and anyone who remembers backyard days, hose water, and old school childhood freedom. A great pick for birthdays, holidays, or everyday wear for fans of Gen X nostalgia.
Description: Bold vintage-style graphic featuring a coiled garden hose spraying water with the nostalgic phrase 'Raised On Hose Water' in distressed retro lettering. Perfect for anyone who grew up playing outside, drinking from the garden hose, and living that classic outdoor childhood — also known as free-range kids, backyard explorers, and 80s or 90s nostalgia lovers. Makes a fantastic birthday gift, Father's Day present, or summer humor piece for outdoor enthusiasts and anyone who celebrates old-school childhood memories.
Description: Nostalgic design featuring "Raised on hose water and neglect". A humorous throwback to old-school childhood memories and summer fun.
Raised On Hose Water And Neglect Humor Garden Hose Sarcastic Hoodie
by Frosfor
$32 $42