Hr Project Manager Merch

Description: Dares with unwavering confidence and unbothered energy, inviting any complaint with zero concern for consequences. Perfect for bold employees, unshakable coworkers, or anyone who lives by their own rules. Makes a great gift for defiant teammates, fearless friends, or anyone who laughs in the face of authority.

Description: Your the boss.You show up early, stay late, and there is never a separation of work and home. You just know it's all worth the daily grind! Makes a great birthday or promotion gift for your boss, work appreciation.

Description: but-did-you-document-it

Description: Three lines of type, no picture, no punchline you have heard before. For the hour that started as a sync and ended as a whole morning. Cream and orange on graphite, printed big enough to read across the room.

Description: Three lines of type, no picture, no punchline you have heard before. For the hour that started as a sync and ended as a whole morning. Cream and orange on graphite, printed big enough to read across the room.

Description: An official seal for the department that receives everything and opens nothing. Arc type, double rule, two stars, est. Monday. Orange on graphite, from the HR line.

Description: An official seal for the department that receives everything and opens nothing. Arc type, double rule, two stars, est. Monday. Orange on graphite, from the HR line.

Description: A vintage apothecary label for the most over-prescribed phrase in the office. Oral solution, extra strength, one reminder every 24 hours. Active ingredient: the same request, sent again. Net contents: one (1) thread. For anyone whose inbox is a pharmacy and whose follow-ups have a dosage.

Description: A vintage apothecary label for the most over-prescribed phrase in the office. Oral solution, extra strength, one reminder every 24 hours. Active ingredient: the same request, sent again. Net contents: one (1) thread. For anyone whose inbox is a pharmacy and whose follow-ups have a dosage.

Description: Challenges anyone to complain with bold, unshakable confidence and zero concern for consequences. Perfect for fearless employees, unapologetic coworkers, or anyone who marches to their own beat. Makes a great gift for defiant teammates, bold friends, or anyone who laughs at authority.

Description: A donut chart of a working day: 62 percent meetings, 24 percent replying to meetings, 9 percent actual work, 5 percent lunch standing up. The number in the middle is the one that hurts.

Description: A donut chart of a working day: 62 percent meetings, 24 percent replying to meetings, 9 percent actual work, 5 percent lunch standing up. The number in the middle is the one that hurts.

Description: But Did You Document It

Description: January against December on one panel: headcount 24 and 24, projects 11 and 23, capacity unchanged, new headcount approved: zero. Nobody left. The work doubled anyway. Year-end planning, deadpan. For anyone who owns the plan and has to present it with a straight face. This one prints in the color for dark garments. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/98917855-same-team-twice-the-roadmap-year-in-review-light-s

Description: January against December on one panel: headcount 24 and 24, projects 11 and 23, capacity unchanged, new headcount approved: zero. Nobody left. The work doubled anyway. Year-end planning, deadpan. For anyone who owns the plan and has to present it with a straight face. This one prints in the color for light garments. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/98918018-same-team-twice-the-roadmap-year-in-review

Description: But Did You Document It