Humor Writer Merch
Description: Abraham Hollingsworth was an author who suffered momentous writer’s block. In 1957, he penned the internationally acclaimed The Moral Decline Of African Mountain Apes and was hailed as a triumphant new literary voice. Ten years later, the world was still waiting for his follow-up novel and in 1970, Hollingsworth’s publisher finally decided to sack his under-performing butt. In 1987, the thirty-year mental-block was seemingly ended when Hollingsworth released his second novel, however it turned out to be an abridged version of his first novel. He has been in self-imposed exile ever since.
Description: Show your creative or analytical side to the world with this clever introvert design. Featuring a bold red typewriter dreaming of a line graph, this funny retro graphic explains "I'm Not Quiet I'm Plotting." Perfect for authors, data analysts, writers, and quiet introverts. An awesome gift for national novel writing month, back to school, or your favorite bookworm.
I'm Not Quiet I'm Plotting Funny Typewriter Graph Writer Humor Mug
by PhotoSphere
$13 $18
Weekend Forecast Wiriting With A Chance Of Plot Twists Writer Author Tank Top
by a fortaleza de gato
$21
Description: Show off your Deadline Survivor pride with this retro design featuring a vintage typewriter, flying paper, and bold red coffee mug — perfect for writers, journalists, editors, students, office workers, and anyone who thrives under pressure. Ideal for coffee lovers, book nerds, novelists, bloggers, and deadline chasers, this vintage‑inspired artwork blends typewriter nostalgia with witty office humor. Great for NaNoWriMo participants, late‑night creatives, and caffeine‑powered professionals, it’s a fun gift for coworkers, authors, and anyone who’s ever pulled an all‑nighter to get the job done.
Description: Show off your passion for language arts and sweet treats with this clever educational graphic! It features a frosted cinnamon roll on a plate surrounded by a stack of books, a pencil, and paper, displaying "Synonym Rolls." Perfect for English teachers, grammar nerds, librarians, writers, and pastry lovers. Great for classroom teaching, back to school season, reading club meetings, or casual everyday wear. This funny wordplay graphic makes a fantastic gift for anyone who appreciates clever puns and vocabulary.
Description: This vintage typography artwork shows a weary gray cat surrounded by books, coffee, notes, and toy trains while its train of thought goes off the rails. A playful choice for a cat lover, creative thinker, writer, or coworker, and a clever birthday gift idea for anyone who enjoys forgetful mind humor.
