Humor Writer Merch
Description: Abraham Hollingsworth was an author who suffered momentous writer’s block. In 1957, he penned the internationally acclaimed The Moral Decline Of African Mountain Apes and was hailed as a triumphant new literary voice. Ten years later, the world was still waiting for his follow-up novel and in 1970, Hollingsworth’s publisher finally decided to sack his under-performing butt. In 1987, the thirty-year mental-block was seemingly ended when Hollingsworth released his second novel, however it turned out to be an abridged version of his first novel. He has been in self-imposed exile ever since.
Writer Browsing History Humor Retro Vintage Graphic Posters and Art
by AishaaGallary
$10 $14
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, Writer Life Humor, Novelist Socks
by Anodyle
$14 $20
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, Writer Life Humor, Novelist Baseball T-Shirt
by Anodyle
$19 $26
Description: Show your creative or analytical side to the world with this clever introvert design. Featuring a bold red typewriter dreaming of a line graph, this funny retro graphic explains "I'm Not Quiet I'm Plotting." Perfect for authors, data analysts, writers, and quiet introverts. An awesome gift for national novel writing month, back to school, or your favorite bookworm.
I'm Not Quiet I'm Plotting Funny Typewriter Graph Writer Humor Magnet
by PhotoSphere
$3.75 $4.75
Weekend Forecast Wiriting With A Chance Of Plot Twists Writer Author Bag
by a fortaleza de gato
$19 $24
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, Writer Life Humor, Novelist Bag
by Anodyle
$19 $24
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, Writer Life Humor, Novelist Hat
by Anodyle
$12 $19
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, Writer Life Humor, Novelist Hat
by Anodyle
$12 $19
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, Writer Life Humor, Novelist Kids T-Shirt
by Anodyle
$13 $19
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, Writer Life Humor, Novelist Kids Hoodie
by Anodyle
$26 $36
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, Writer Life Humor, Novelist Socks
by Anodyle
$14 $20
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, Writer Life Humor, Novelist Hat
by Anodyle
$12 $19
Funny writer gift, Writer Life, Author Humor, Novel Writer, Creative Writing Gift, writer coffee Tapestry
by Anodyle
$23 $30
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, sarcastic writer Tank Top
by Anodyle
$16 $21
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, sarcastic writer Magnet
by Anodyle
$3.75 $4.75
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, sarcastic writer Tank Top
by Anodyle
$16 $21
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, sarcastic writer Sticker
by Anodyle
$3.00 $3.50
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, sarcastic writer Magnet
by Anodyle
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Groucho Marx quote: When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
Groucho Marx quote: When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'. Hoodie
by artbleed2
$32 $42
Description: Show off your Deadline Survivor pride with this retro design featuring a vintage typewriter, flying paper, and bold red coffee mug — perfect for writers, journalists, editors, students, office workers, and anyone who thrives under pressure. Ideal for coffee lovers, book nerds, novelists, bloggers, and deadline chasers, this vintage‑inspired artwork blends typewriter nostalgia with witty office humor. Great for NaNoWriMo participants, late‑night creatives, and caffeine‑powered professionals, it’s a fun gift for coworkers, authors, and anyone who’s ever pulled an all‑nighter to get the job done.
Deadline Survivor Funny Writer Retro Typewriter Coffee Kids T-Shirt
by PhotoSphere
$13 $19
Draft First, Panic Later Funny Writer Novelist Baseball T-Shirt
by The Wow Store
$19 $26
Description: Every bookworm and book lover will tell you that there's no such thing as too many books. The best home is one where every room has at least one stack of books. Perfect design for your book loving friend or bookworm family member.
It's not hoarding if it's books Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Kikarose Tees
$16 $24
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, sarcastic writer Kids T-Shirt
by Anodyle
$13 $19
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, sarcastic writer Tapestry
by Anodyle
$23 $30
Funny Writer gift, Writer Humor, Author Gift, Writing Life, Professional writer quote, sarcastic writer Kids T-Shirt
by Anodyle
$13 $19