Hurts Merch
I Don’t Like Working Out Cuz It Hurts Tapestry
by Oridesigns
$23 $30
Jalen Hurts Hallway Kids T-Shirt
by On The Road To Victory Eagles Apparel
$13 $19
Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Baseball T-Shirt
by TipsyCurator
$19 $26
Vintage Jalen Hurts Victory Cigar , Gift for Fan Pillow
by Blueyeeti
$23 $28
Description: Bold, relatable, and unapologetically dramatic, this design says exactly what you’re feeling on those exhausting days. Perfect for fans of sarcasm, dark humor, and over-the-top self-expression. Great for introverts, college students, office warriors, parents, or anyone surviving life one coffee at a time. Works year-round but especially hits during stressful seasons like finals, holidays, or Monday mornings.
Everything hurts and I'm dying Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Labyrinth
$17 $24
Jalen Hurts Philadelphia Hurts So Good Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Belgelda
$17 $24
Saquon Barkley, Jalen Hurts, A. J. Brown & DeVonta Smith Records Hoodie
by Swellow
$32 $42
Back Problems In Your Future Baseball T-Shirt
by RobotGhost
$19 $26
Funny Meme Ow Ow Ow Everything Hurts Stick Figure Socks
by Rimali
$14 $20
Description: This gothic-inspired illustration of Philadelphia’s own Devonta Smith channels his legendary nickname with a fearsome grim reaper twist.
Slim Reaper – Manga Gothic Eagles Scythe Art Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by HauzKat Designs Shop
$16 $24
My Tummy Hurts But Im Being Really Brave About It Funny Cat Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Daytone
$17 $24
Retro Philadelphia Kelly Birds Football Socks
by MIMINIMO
$14 $20
Jalen Hurts Trophy Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Philipp Gardon art
$17 $24
