I Am Jacks Merch
Description: “Hey, you created me! I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!”
I Am Jack's Loser Alter Ego (Soapman) Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by grungethemovie
$13 $19
Description: “Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight."
Description: Paper Street Soap Company's reputation for producing some of the best high-end soaps in the world is without question. The quality is without comparison and some say they use a secret ingredient to get such a lovely lather from each bar. So whether you're a fan of premium soaps, questionable sanity or bare knuckle boxing, this Paper Street Soap Company shirt is right up your alley.
Description: I am the neural mass responsible for autonomic functions like vomiting and sneezing. I was formed during fetal development from the myelencephalon. I weigh 121 grams.
I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata (Black Text) Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Hotty McBody
$28 $35
Description: I am the tube like structure connecting the liver to the intestines. I aid in the digestion of lipids through the transport of bile. Bile is 97% water, 0.7% bile salts, 0.2% bilirubin, 0.51% fats, and 200 meq/l inorganic salts.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct (White Text) Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Hotty McBody
$28 $35
Description: “Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.”
