I Hate This Place Merch
Description: Funny shirt about Moms running a Circus! Great gift for Mother´s Day! Closer T-shirts creates exclusive designs for any salesperson proud to be called a Closer; women and men who get things done, who are fierce, hustlers, grinders and doers. Here's another exclusive design! Show the world what a Master Closer can do! Online sales - Shipping worldwide!
I run this place, this is my Circus, these are my Monkeys Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Closer T-shirts
$35
Description: A bold, typographic composition against a black background. The phrase "THIS PLACE TOTALLY BLOWS" is presented in large, white, uppercase letters with a segmented effect. Below it, smaller text reads "my mind!" and "Nice save, am I right?". A yellow "thumbs up" emoji with a smiling face is positioned at the bottom.
Description: Perfect for anyone who feels like they don't belong on this planet, this edgy sci-fi design features an extraterrestrial explorer trapped in a spacesuit. It captures a moody, sarcastic vibe that resonates with introverts, misanthropes, and fans of dark space comedy. Ideal for making a bold, cynical statement with a cool retro-comic aesthetic.
Description: In a realm of wonder, a stoic gray cat named Grimy Starweaver hates on this current timeline. His fur, a shadowy twilight, glimmers faintly as if woven from the fabric of night. With eyes like ancient moons, Grimalkin prowls, ever questioning the vast expanse above, seeking truth in a world of illusions.
Description: Perfect for rallies, political discussions, Independence Day events, activism gatherings, civic-minded Americans, and anyone who believes in freedom, democracy, and speaking up for the future of the country they love.
I’m Just Mad As Hell Because I Loved This Place Statue of Liberty 4th of July Posters and Art
by ChrisPaulDesigns
$14
Description: Tired of emails that “hope this message finds you well”? Had enough of corporate lingo, forced positivity, and office power speak? This brutally honest dark-humor design is for anyone who’s drowning in pointless emails and workplace nonsense. Perfect for coworkers, remote workers, burned-out professionals, and anyone who wants to express exactly how they feel—without hitting Reply All.
