I Hate This Place Merch
Description: Funny shirt about Moms running a Circus! Great gift for Mother´s Day! Closer T-shirts creates exclusive designs for any salesperson proud to be called a Closer; women and men who get things done, who are fierce, hustlers, grinders and doers. Here's another exclusive design! Show the world what a Master Closer can do! Online sales - Shipping worldwide!
Description: A bold, typographic composition against a black background. The phrase "THIS PLACE TOTALLY BLOWS" is presented in large, white, uppercase letters with a segmented effect. Below it, smaller text reads "my mind!" and "Nice save, am I right?". A yellow "thumbs up" emoji with a smiling face is positioned at the bottom.
Description: Perfect for anyone who feels like they don't belong on this planet, this edgy sci-fi design features an extraterrestrial explorer trapped in a spacesuit. It captures a moody, sarcastic vibe that resonates with introverts, misanthropes, and fans of dark space comedy. Ideal for making a bold, cynical statement with a cool retro-comic aesthetic.
Description: In a realm of wonder, a stoic gray cat named Grimy Starweaver hates on this current timeline. His fur, a shadowy twilight, glimmers faintly as if woven from the fabric of night. With eyes like ancient moons, Grimalkin prowls, ever questioning the vast expanse above, seeking truth in a world of illusions.
Description: Perfect for rallies, political discussions, Independence Day events, activism gatherings, civic-minded Americans, and anyone who believes in freedom, democracy, and speaking up for the future of the country they love.
I’m Just Mad As Hell Because I Loved This Place Statue of Liberty 4th of July Hat
by ChrisPaulDesigns
$19
Description: Tired of emails that “hope this message finds you well”? Had enough of corporate lingo, forced positivity, and office power speak? This brutally honest dark-humor design is for anyone who’s drowning in pointless emails and workplace nonsense. Perfect for coworkers, remote workers, burned-out professionals, and anyone who wants to express exactly how they feel—without hitting Reply All.
Description: For swimmers, pain and love come in the same lane. Early mornings, endless laps, sore shoulders, chlorine skin, and the clock that never stops. You complain about it, suffer through it… and still come back the next day. “I Love To Hate This” is for competitive swimmers, masters swimmers, and anyone addicted to the grind of the pool. Perfect for swim practice, meets, coaches, lane warriors, and people who understand that the hardest sport to love is usually the one you can’t live without. Designed for swim culture. Built for the deep end.
