I Like Shiny Things Merch
Description: Lou Andreas-Salomé quote: How do I imagine love? This is quite uncomplicated -- very simple and wholesome. I would compare it with things that are least demonic or romantic, like the daily bread that is blessed and stills our hunger, like the stream of air that comes into our home to refresh us. In one word, with that which is most important, most beautiful, and most natural, on which we most depend and about which we do not need to engage in empty rhetoric.
Description: A bold, pink text overlay on a black background reads "THINGS ARE CONSTANTLY HAPPENING" at the top and "AND I WOULD LIKE FOR IT TO STOP" at the bottom. In the center, three cartoon-style raccoons are depicted with expressive faces, varying in size.
Raccoons Things Are Constantly Happening And I Would Like For It To Stop Socks
by CLAIRO MAINE STUDIO
$20
Description: Consumer electronics manufacturers usually advertise faster microchips, stunning screen resolutions, and advanced computational capabilities. Convinced by promotional rhetoric, buyers invest substantial savings into premium upgraded hardware. Yet once fresh glass rectangles are unboxed on living room tables, user behavior remains completely unchanged. Nobody does hard things, modify complex features, or solve difficult mathematical problems. Instead, you launch internet browsers to stream identical low-resolution comedy clips, check basic weather reports, and scroll familiar discussion feeds. The processing horsepower increases tenfold, but human habits remain delightfully primitive. The humor mocks hardware upgrades for the same routines.
Description: A humorous black background design with prominent white text stating "I HATE IT WHEN I LOSE THINGS". Below this, in a teal color, it says "AT WORK". A red and teal elongated writing instrument is centered. Following this, the word "LIKE" is in white, and "MY FAVORITE PEN" is in teal. The final line, in white, reads "OR THE WILL TO LIVE".
Description: Family of three raccoons peeking over a ledge in bold black-and-white line art, playful outlined text above and below about chaos happening non-stop, with sparkle accents scattered in the background.
Things-Are-Constantly-Happening-And-I-Would-Like-For-It-To-Stop-Raccoon Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Retro Paws & Pixels
$24
Description: Centered on britpop art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore britpop diehards and longtime collectors. Calling all britpop fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the swaggering, anthemic spirit of nineties alternative rock at its melodic peak. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for indie kids, guitar-pop diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect rock band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to gigs, festivals or just to make a statement. Singalong, sun-soaked artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
Description: A funny throwback for anyone who remembers the 90s and would rather bring back 1999 prices than 1999 partying. Perfect for Gen X, 90s kids, nostalgia lovers, and anyone with a sarcastic take on today’s expensive life. Retro humor meets relatable money struggles in this bold distressed typography design.
Description: A funny throwback for anyone who remembers the 90s and would rather bring back 1999 prices than 1999 partying. Perfect for Gen X, 90s kids, nostalgia lovers, and anyone with a sarcastic take on today’s expensive life. Retro humor meets relatable money struggles in this bold distressed typography design.
Description: A funny throwback for anyone who remembers the 90s and would rather bring back 1999 prices than 1999 partying. Perfect for Gen X, 90s kids, nostalgia lovers, and anyone with a sarcastic take on today’s expensive life. Retro humor meets relatable money struggles in this bold distressed typography design.
Description: A pastel rainbow arches over black text that reads 'I like Pretty things And Swearing'. The words 'Pretty things' are in a light blue sans-serif font. The word 'And' is in a smaller, italicized pink font. The word 'Swearing' is in a large, bubbly pink font with a subtle 3D effect.
Description: A cartoon-style composition featuring a capybara eating ramen with chopsticks from a red bowl. Pink hearts are scattered around the capybara. Below, two checkboxes are visible, with the text "CAPYBARA" and "RAMEN" next to them. The phrase "LIST OF THINGS I LIKE" curves above the capybara.
Description: A funny overwhelmed raccoon design with the phrase “Things Are Constantly Happening And I Would Like For It To Stop.” Perfect for raccoon lovers, anxious introverts, tired adults, chaotic life humor, and relatable mental health moods.
Things Are Constantly Happening And I Would Like For It To Stop Raccoon Shirt Kids T-Shirt
by Oddmellow Studio
$19
Description: Make a bold and hilarious statement about the cost of living when you walk away with this edgy typography graphic, perfectly designed to look epic as a large back print! Featuring the ultimate relatable quote for today's economy: "I Don't Want To Party Like It's 1999, I Want To Afford Things Like It's 1999" in a distressed vintage font. This back-printed masterpiece perfectly captures the daily struggle of adulting, inflation, and millennial humor. Whether you are searching for the ultimate funny gag gift for a hardworking friend, a sarcastic outfit for running errands, or just want to complain about grocery prices in style, this bold design hits all the right notes. Wear your economic frustration with pride!
Description: A graphic featuring three raccoons on a black background. The largest raccoon is above and has a large, open-mouthed smile. Two smaller raccoons are below, one on each side of the main raccoon, and they have sad, downturned expressions. Above the raccoons, the text "THINGS ARE CONSTANTLY HAPPENING" is displayed in large pink capital letters. Below the raccoons, the text "AND I WOULD LIKE FOR IT.TO STOP" is displayed in similar pink capital letters.
Things Are Constantly Happening And I Would Like For It To Stop Raccoons T-Shirt
by phsycstudiocoly
$24
Description: A graphic featuring three raccoons with pink text above and below. The top text reads "THINGS ARE CONSTANTLY HAPPENING" and the bottom text reads "AND I WOULD LIKE FOR IT TO STOP". The central raccoon is looking forward with its mouth open, while the two side raccoons are looking to the side.
Three Raccoons "THINGS ARE CONSTANTLY HAPPENING AND I WOULD LIKE FOR IT TO STOP" Mug
by CLAIRO MAINE STUDIO
$18
Description: A funny throwback for anyone who remembers the 90s and would rather bring back 1999 prices than 1999 partying. Perfect for Gen X, 90s kids, nostalgia lovers, and anyone with a sarcastic take on today’s expensive life. Retro humor meets relatable money struggles in this bold distressed typography design.
Description: Human cognitive retention operates with hilarious selectivity, transforming otherwise functional humans into specialized savants. You can effortlessly recite obscure television trivia, recall complex long-term project strategies and memorize the entire discography of a random musical artist without hesitation. However, the moment someone introduces practical topics like household budgeting, geographical directions, or basic vehicle maintenance, your intellect powers down. The mental hard drive displays a blank screen, refusing to process any data that lacks entertainment value. The humor here celebrates this blatant refusal to learn boring information, honoring the delightfully useless expertise that occupies our limited mental bandwidth.
My intelligence exists only for the things and topics I like. Beyond that, there is an absolute void in my brain Bag
by englishlearning
$19 $24
Description: A retro-style composition featuring a capybara eating ramen. The capybara is depicted from the side, holding chopsticks with noodles. A red bowl of ramen contains noodles, eggs, meat slices, and seaweed. Text elements include "LIST OF THINGS I LIKE", "CAPYBARA", and "RAMEN", each preceded by a heart icon in a checkbox.
