I Like Shiny Things Merch

Description: I like pretty things and swearing

Description: The Queen of bright shiny things!

Description: It's a cute, innocent cat.

Description: Winston Churchill Quotes,

Description: 5 Things I Like About Roller Coaster

Description: Perfect for Fitness Enthusiasts who loves to lift and eat! Also a great gift for your gym buddy.

Description: Nobody needs another night out. They need groceries that don't cost a week's wages. Nostalgia for prices, not fashion. Every person who reads it nods before they laugh.

Description: Lou Andreas-Salomé quote: How do I imagine love? This is quite uncomplicated -- very simple and wholesome. I would compare it with things that are least demonic or romantic, like the daily bread that is blessed and stills our hunger, like the stream of air that comes into our home to refresh us. In one word, with that which is most important, most beautiful, and most natural, on which we most depend and about which we do not need to engage in empty rhetoric.

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Description: A bold, pink text overlay on a black background reads "THINGS ARE CONSTANTLY HAPPENING" at the top and "AND I WOULD LIKE FOR IT TO STOP" at the bottom. In the center, three cartoon-style raccoons are depicted with expressive faces, varying in size.

Description: A humorous black background design with prominent white text stating "I HATE IT WHEN I LOSE THINGS". Below this, in a teal color, it says "AT WORK". A red and teal elongated writing instrument is centered. Following this, the word "LIKE" is in white, and "MY FAVORITE PEN" is in teal. The final line, in white, reads "OR THE WILL TO LIVE".

Description: George Santayana quote: I like to walk about amidst the beautiful things that adorn the world; but private wealth I should decline, or any sort of personal possessions, because they would take away my liberty.

Description: A cute watercolor blob painting of a little artist painter ghost who like to paint creepy things.

Description: Family of three raccoons peeking over a ledge in bold black-and-white line art, playful outlined text above and below about chaos happening non-stop, with sparkle accents scattered in the background.

Description: Centered on britpop art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore britpop diehards and longtime collectors. Calling all britpop fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the swaggering, anthemic spirit of nineties alternative rock at its melodic peak. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for indie kids, guitar-pop diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect rock band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to gigs, festivals or just to make a statement. Singalong, sun-soaked artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.

Description: A pastel rainbow arches over black text that reads 'I like Pretty things And Swearing'. The words 'Pretty things' are in a light blue sans-serif font. The word 'And' is in a smaller, italicized pink font. The word 'Swearing' is in a large, bubbly pink font with a subtle 3D effect.

Description: A pastel-colored rainbow arches over black text. The text reads "I LIKE" in white, "PRETTY THINGS AND" in light blue, and "Swearing" in large, 3D-effect pink letters with a darker pink outline and shadow. The background is black.

Description: A funny throwback for anyone who remembers the 90s and would rather bring back 1999 prices than 1999 partying. Perfect for Gen X, 90s kids, nostalgia lovers, and anyone with a sarcastic take on today’s expensive life. Retro humor meets relatable money struggles in this bold distressed typography design.

Description: A funny throwback for anyone who remembers the 90s and would rather bring back 1999 prices than 1999 partying. Perfect for Gen X, 90s kids, nostalgia lovers, and anyone with a sarcastic take on today’s expensive life. Retro humor meets relatable money struggles in this bold distressed typography design.

Description: A funny throwback for anyone who remembers the 90s and would rather bring back 1999 prices than 1999 partying. Perfect for Gen X, 90s kids, nostalgia lovers, and anyone with a sarcastic take on today’s expensive life. Retro humor meets relatable money struggles in this bold distressed typography design.

Description: A cartoon-style composition featuring a capybara eating ramen with chopsticks from a red bowl. Pink hearts are scattered around the capybara. Below, two checkboxes are visible, with the text "CAPYBARA" and "RAMEN" next to them. The phrase "LIST OF THINGS I LIKE" curves above the capybara.

Description: A funny overwhelmed raccoon design with the phrase “Things Are Constantly Happening And I Would Like For It To Stop.” Perfect for raccoon lovers, anxious introverts, tired adults, chaotic life humor, and relatable mental health moods.

Description: Make a bold and hilarious statement about the cost of living when you walk away with this edgy typography graphic, perfectly designed to look epic as a large back print! Featuring the ultimate relatable quote for today's economy: "I Don't Want To Party Like It's 1999, I Want To Afford Things Like It's 1999" in a distressed vintage font. This back-printed masterpiece perfectly captures the daily struggle of adulting, inflation, and millennial humor. Whether you are searching for the ultimate funny gag gift for a hardworking friend, a sarcastic outfit for running errands, or just want to complain about grocery prices in style, this bold design hits all the right notes. Wear your economic frustration with pride!

Description: A graphic featuring three raccoons on a black background. The largest raccoon is above and has a large, open-mouthed smile. Two smaller raccoons are below, one on each side of the main raccoon, and they have sad, downturned expressions. Above the raccoons, the text "THINGS ARE CONSTANTLY HAPPENING" is displayed in large pink capital letters. Below the raccoons, the text "AND I WOULD LIKE FOR IT.TO STOP" is displayed in similar pink capital letters.

Description: A graphic featuring three raccoons with pink text above and below. The top text reads "THINGS ARE CONSTANTLY HAPPENING" and the bottom text reads "AND I WOULD LIKE FOR IT TO STOP". The central raccoon is looking forward with its mouth open, while the two side raccoons are looking to the side.

Description: A detailed, realistic depiction of a man wearing a hat, a suit, and a tie. The man is smoking a cigarette and has a serious expression on his face. In the background, there is a quote that reads 'I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things'.

Description: Funny raccoon design with overwhelmed chaotic energy, perfect for meme lovers, anxious souls, and anyone who would really like everything to stop for a minute.

Description: Things I Hate

Description: Because nostalgic dance parties don't pay the bills and buying groceries without crying is the ultimate dream. A sharp and witty design celebrating the harsh realities of the modern economy.

Description: A funny throwback for anyone who remembers the 90s and would rather bring back 1999 prices than 1999 partying. Perfect for Gen X, 90s kids, nostalgia lovers, and anyone with a sarcastic take on today’s expensive life. Retro humor meets relatable money struggles in this bold distressed typography design.

Description: A retro-style composition featuring a capybara eating ramen. The capybara is depicted from the side, holding chopsticks with noodles. A red bowl of ramen contains noodles, eggs, meat slices, and seaweed. Text elements include "LIST OF THINGS I LIKE", "CAPYBARA", and "RAMEN", each preceded by a heart icon in a checkbox.

Description: I have to be successful because I like expensive things

Description: I have to be successful because I like expensive things

Description: I have to be successful because I like expensive things

Description: Mention a specific subject that sparks interest and suddenly there is plenty of energy. Bring up a topic that feels boring, and the whole situation changes very quickly. The eyes get heavier, attention starts wandering, and the thought of sitting somewhere comfortable becomes far more appealing than following the discussion. The fun part is how selective the brain can be. One subject can produce detailed opinions, questions, facts, and endless conversation, while another seems capable of causing instant sleepiness. It is almost as if attention has a very strict list of approved topics. The more interesting the subject, the more alert everything becomes. The less interesting it is, the faster the mind starts looking for somewhere else to go.

Description: A funny retro meme illustration featuring three expressive raccoons framed by bold pink typography with the quote: "Things Are Constantly Happening And I Would Like For It To Stop." Perfect for introverts, overwhelmed workers, college students, trash panda fans, and anyone dealing with sensory overload, chaos, or daily stress. Whether you're lounging at home, heading into a busy week, or keeping it casual with fellow meme lovers, this hilarious and relatable animal design is sure to bring laughs and nods of solidarity.