Im Hurt Merch
Description: A funny and sarcastic typography design featuring the phrase "I'm Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings When I Called You Stupid". Perfect for fans of bold humor, witty sarcasm, and playful comebacks, this design delivers a cheeky message with a hilarious attitude.
I'm Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings When I Called You Stupid Crewneck Sweatshirt
by fatless design
$28 $35
Description: Bring a touch of creepy nostalgia to your wardrobe with this dark humor "I Said, I'm Not Gonna Hurt Ya" vintage shirt! Featuring a classic distressed retro 70s and 80s striped sunset background and a stylized illustration of a guy with a sinister, creepy smile. This graphic tee is perfect for fans of classic horror vibes, spooky aesthetics, and sarcastic psychological humor. A fantastic gag gift for Halloween, horror movie lovers, or that one friend who enjoys a perfectly unsettling joke paired with a cool throwback design.
I Said I'm Not Gonna Hurt Ya Funny Creepy Guy Dark Humor Retro Vintage Sunset Shirt T-Shirt
by Emotional Error Collective
$16 $24
Don’t talk to me when I'm overstimulated I will hurt your feelings Socks
by Spit in my face PODCAST
$14 $20
Description: We've all been there - however you're holding it, it's not right, and then come the tears. But, hey, at least it made us stronger? Well, let 'em know that no matter what there's no way someone else can hurt your feelings, cause you used to hold the flashlight for your dad.
You Think You Can Hurt My Feelings? I Used To Hold The Flashlight For My Dad Socks
by Sombrero Craft
$14 $20
Description: A humorous graphic depicting two stick figures. The top figure, representing a physical therapist, is shown performing an action on the bottom figure, who is lying down. Text above reads 'I'M FROM PHYSICAL THERAIEY' and below reads 'I'M HERE TO HURT YELU'. The word 'HURT' is crossed out.
Description: A bold text layout with the phrase 'I'm a PHLEBOTOMIST I can fix Stupid BUT IT'S GONNA HURT' in mixed fonts. 'PHLEBOTOMIST' and 'GONNA HURT' are large, pink, and blocky, while 'Stupid' is pink cursive. 'I can fix' is black script on a white banner, and 'BUT IT'S' is white block letters with a syringe graphic replacing the 'T', surrounded by red drips.
I'm a PHLEBOTOMIST I can fix Stupid BUT IT'S GONNA HURT Syringe Graphic Bag
by ASYIFA ARTWORK
$19 $24
Description: A funny t-shirt showing red blood splatters with the words "I'm OK". Let your mind wander about all the possibilities. It could be a bloody wound from a gunshot or stabbing, who knows. Or just a freak accident. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.
Description: Are you a tummy ache survivor? looking for my tummy hurts? This tummy Ache Survivor "Irritable Like My Bowel" is an IBS Awareness for men, women, or tummy ache Fighter from Irritable IBS stomach pain, lactose malabsorption, Irritable Bowel Chronic Illness this Tummy Ache Fighter "Vintage Irritable Like My Bowel" is a Vintage Chronic Illness Joke for men, women, and everyone who is lactose intolerant, Irritable Bowel, Chronic Illness, and tummy ache survivor. Perfect for birthday, anniversary, and Christmas.
Description: Are you a tummy ache survivor? looking for my tummy hurts? This tummy Ache Survivor "Irritable Like My Bowel" is an IBS Awareness for men, women, or tummy ache Fighter from Irritable IBS stomach pain, lactose malabsorption, Irritable Bowel Chronic Illness this Tummy Ache Fighter "Vintage Irritable Like My Bowel" is a Vintage Chronic Illness Joke for men, women, and everyone who is lactose intolerant, Irritable Bowel, Chronic Illness, and tummy ache survivor. Perfect for birthday, anniversary, and Christmas.