Im Not Short Merch

A statement piece that's here to school anyone who underestimates the power of a short stature and an infinite reserve of patience! With the bold proclamation, "If You Think I'm Short, You Should See My Patience," this design is a masterclass in wit, charm, and the fine art of standing tall in the face of height-based judgment!

“Great things come in small packages”, National Short Person Day is on December 22. Whether you’re tall and have short people in your life, or you yourself are short, it’s a time to celebrate. On this day, own your shortness and have fun with the short people in your life.

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A statement piece that's here to school anyone who underestimates the power of a short stature and an infinite reserve of patience! With the bold proclamation, "If You Think I'm Short, You Should See My Patience," this design is a masterclass in wit, charm, and the fine art of standing tall in the face of height-based judgment!

Great I'm Not Short, I'm Fun Size! Short People Funny Saying design for joke lover, and funny people. Give this I'm Not Short, I'm Fun Size! Short People Funny Saying design to dad, father, mom, brother, husband, wife, boyfriend, uncle, son, grandpa, girlfriend, mother, buddy, friend on Birthday/Christmas Day.

High-quality and funny design for short people.

If You Think I'm Short You Should See My Patience

If You Think I'm Short You Should See My Patience graphic tee. Perfect for any occasion and also make a great for birthday, If You Think I'm Short You Should See My Patience For girl, mom, teacher, girls Funny If You Think I'm Short You Should See My Patience tshirt. Funny Costume grab this for your sweetheart, husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, family, friends or someone special. This Graphic Top is also great for birthday gifts. This Funny If You Think I'm Short You Should See My Patience item is designed by Humorous if You Think I'm Short Tees.

I Am Not Short I Am Fun Sized

Gear up for a world tailored to the vertically compact! Elevate your style with our collection of everyday essentials, perfect for short people who appreciate big laughs. From witty tees to adorable mugs, celebrate the joy of being fun-sized in every aspect of life. Because with our gear, even the smallest details pack a punch!

If You Think I'm Short You Should See My Patience

The Only Thing Shorter Than Me Is My Attention Span

Not Small Pumpkin Size Cute Halloween Cat is a funny great costume idea for Halloween 2021. Collect candy and sweets wearing this trick or treat outfit in Halloween Season. Funny Halloween idea for yourself, friends, men, women, girls, boys with a humor sense Grab this Not Small Pumpkin Size Cute Halloween Cat as an easy, great costume idea for Halloween 2021 or as a Birthday Party present. Halloween Flipped with Not Small Pumpkin Size Cute Halloween Cat for kids, teens, adults and family

Short Girls are just as God intended!

Any short person in your life would love this cute Adorable gag owl gift for their birthday or as a present for no reason at all!

Any short person in your life would love this cute Adorable gag owl gift for their birthday or as a present for no reason at all!

If You Think I'm Short You Should See My Temper

Gear up for a world tailored to the vertically compact! Elevate your style with our collection of everyday essentials, perfect for short people who appreciate big laughs. From witty tees to adorable mugs, celebrate the joy of being fun-sized in every aspect of life. Because with our gear, even the smallest details pack a punch!

Get ready to sleigh the holiday season with our adorable Christmas penguin design! This merry penguin, donning a Santa hat, is here to spread cheer and laughter. It's the perfect holiday gift for penguin enthusiasts, short people (because penguins are the ultimate short and cute creatures!), and anyone with a good sense of humor.

There Is Nothing I Can’t Do Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can’t Do That

there's nothing i can't do except reach the top shelf i can't do that design

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there's nothing i can't do except reach the top shelf i can't do that design

Do you know somebody with a great sense of humor? then this is the design for them

I'm Not Short I'm Penguin Size is a funny great costume idea for short people. Funny size humor for parties outfit, size sarcasm short person. A perfect idea for yourself, friends, men, women, girls, boys with a humor sense, penguin lover Grab this Im Not Short Im Penguin Size as an easy, great short people humor outfit idea for everyday use or as a Birthday Party present. This Funny Penguin with I'm Not Short I'm Penguin Size is for kids, teens, adults and family

Embrace your inner feline and playful spirit with our "My Temper Is Equivalent To My Height" design featuring an angry, funny, and undeniably cute fat kawaii cat! If you're a proud member of the awesome short people squad and share a witty sense of humor, this design is tailor-made for you. Let this adorable yet feisty cat declare to the world that your temper might be short, but your love for all things whimsical and mischievous knows no bounds.

I'm Not Short I'm Penguin Size is a funny great costume idea for short people. Funny size humor for parties outfit, size sarcasm short person. A perfect idea for yourself, friends, men, women, girls, boys with a humor sense, penguin lover Grab this Im Not Short Im Penguin Size as an easy, great short people humor outfit idea for everyday use or as a Birthday Party present. This Funny Penguin with I'm Not Short I'm Penguin Size is for kids, teens, adults and family

Under 6ft? No worries! Let 'em know you DFAG about their height requirements. You have confidence to spare.

If you think I'm short you should see my patience funny sarcastic messages sayings and quotes. Check out this awesome, hilarious motivational design perfect for everyone with a sense of humor. It makes the perfect gift for birthday or for no occasion.

I googled my symptoms turns out I just need a vacation funny. Check out this awesome, hilarious motivational design perfect for everyone with a sense of humor. It makes the perfect gift for birthday or for no occasion.

If you think I'm short you should see my patience funny sarcastic messages sayings and quotes. Check out this awesome, hilarious motivational design perfect for everyone with a sense of humor. It makes the perfect gift for birthday or for no occasion.

I’m Not Short I’m Penguin Size

I'm not short I'm a tall elf

I'm Not Crazy Allow me to introduce my selves

This funny and Sarcastic "There Is Nothing I Can't Do. Except Reach The Top Shelf. I can't do that" design is great for all short people that can do anything. Great idea for friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife who is just a little bit short. Don't let others look down on you, let them know that "There is Nothing I Can't Do". Looking for an ideal gift for short people? This short people joke outfit makes an ideal short people gift for a short person like you. Great for Birthday or Christmas.