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Description: A stout gray pigeon bundled in a bold red scarf stands with calm resolve, its round eye bright as they spit the phrase 'eat the rich' like a rallying cry. The bird, named Rallin Everglen, carries an air of tiny courage, tail feathers fanned neatly as if ready to march through bustling streets and deliver its spirited message with quiet determination.
Description: Baxter Tumbline, a small, sprightly dog, has a soft coat with a hint of tan. He sports a cozy blue scarf and beanie, giving him a warm and adventurous look. His eyes sparkle with curiosity, ready for any journey, his nose twitching at every new scent that leads him to hidden treasures.
Description: A chubby, squishy orange blob with too many eyes and a perpetually annoyed frown wobbles over to you, its little arms flailing as it grumbles: "i'm disappointed, but not surprised." Despite its squishy appearance, its judgment is harsh. Meet Tuffin Nerdale, the blob of blunt truth.
Tuffin Nerdale - i'm disappointed, but not surprised Posters and Art
by Newdlebobs
$10 $14
Description: Zorbi Kalevale is a round striped kitty wrapped in a cozy tiger hood with rosy cheeks and a tiny smile. Curled tail flicking behind, the bashful little wanderer carries the mood of “sorry i’m late i didn’t want to come” while looking both sleepy and adorable, like a forest sprite arriving at a gathering long after moonrise.
Description: Talmi Runebrook is a fluffy round-faced kitty with glowing amber eyes and a tiny pout, sitting beneath a striped orange hood shaped like a sleepy cat. "i'm not having a good time," they say while staring ahead like a grumpy forest guardian forced to attend a festival it never wanted to visit.
Description: Talmi Runebrook is a fluffy round-faced kitty with glowing amber eyes and a tiny pout, sitting beneath a striped orange hood shaped like a sleepy cat. "i'm not having a good time," they say while staring ahead like a grumpy forest guardian forced to attend a festival it never wanted to visit.
Description: Zorbi Kalevale is a round striped kitty wrapped in a cozy tiger hood with rosy cheeks and a tiny smile. Curled tail flicking behind, the bashful little wanderer carries the mood of “sorry i’m late i didn’t want to come” while looking both sleepy and adorable, like a forest sprite arriving at a gathering long after moonrise.
Description: Meet Jelly Wobbleton, a cute, translucent blue blob with big, expressive eyes. Jelly loves to stand out by constantly changing shapes and colors, insisting on being weird in the most endearing way possible. With an infectious giggle and unpredictable antics, Jelly brings a playful touch of eccentricity to any scene.
Jelly Wobbleton - i'm mildly competent and that's fine Baseball T-Shirt
by Newdlebobs
$19 $26
Description: A stout gray pigeon bundled in a bold red scarf stands with calm resolve, its round eye bright as they spit the phrase 'eat the rich' like a rallying cry. The bird, named Rallin Everglen, carries an air of tiny courage, tail feathers fanned neatly as if ready to march through bustling streets and deliver its spirited message with quiet determination.
Description: Embrace the struggle with this hilarious "I'm Not Rich Again" design! Featuring an anime-style character wearing a paper bag mask with swords on their back, this graphic is perfect for stock market traders, crypto enthusiasts, gacha gamers, and any otaku who knows the pain of being broke. A great sarcastic meme gift for friends who love anime humor, internet jokes, and self-deprecating comedy.
Description: I'M OK. HOW ABOUT YOU? ANTI-DEPRESSANT NEEDED? WITH CLASH AND CORRUPT EXPLOITATION IN PROGRESS, IN GOVERNMENT, MAHA AND MAGA RAW DOGGED BY THE RICH. suffer the children. Funny T-Shirt Hoodie
I'M OK. HOW ABOUT YOU? SARCASTIC HUMOUR AND CLASH CORRUPT EXPLOITATION OLIGARCHY, MAHA MAGA exploitation Baseball T-Shirt
by SailorsDelight
$19 $26
Description: A deadpan figure sits upright in the center of a giant chocolate-frosted donut, eyes flat with cosmic indifference. Surrounded by sugar, they mutter, “Yeah, I’m taken… taken as a joke.” No one laughs. Their name is Clemency Hallowdrop - equal parts cute, strange, and unamused.
Description: Meet Azure Merriwether, a cute light blue bear wearing a solid blue scarf. Azure believes in magic with all his heart, often seen wandering through forests, hoping to discover hidden enchantments. His sparkling eyes and infectious optimism make him an endearing presence, adding a touch of wonder wherever he goes.
Description: Meet Azure Merriwether, a cute light blue bear wearing a solid blue scarf. Azure believes in magic with all his heart, often seen wandering through forests, hoping to discover hidden enchantments. His sparkling eyes and infectious optimism make him an endearing presence, adding a touch of wonder wherever he goes.
Description: Meet Lumis Driftveil, a small white blob that seems to glow with a soft, otherworldly light. Adorned with a sparkly purple scarf that shimmers with every movement, Lumis drifts through the air with a gentle, playful grace. Their scarf billows as they explore, always curious and always charming, leaving a trail of soft, glowing dust behind. Though Lumis may be tiny, their presence brings a comforting, magical warmth to those who meet them.
Description: A jubilant goat strikes a dramatic pose atop a haybale, chin high, eyes gleaming with unshakable self-esteem. With a gilded bell and a custom hoodie that reads G.O.A.T.E.D., they bleat “I'M THE BEST!” to no one in particular. This is Cribben Tremblehoof - unbothered, undefeated, undeniably legendary.
Description: Introducing Squish McSlumber, the perpetually tardy globule of gooey delight. Squish's philosophy revolves around the idea that life's too short for rushed moments. Preferring the cozy comfort of its gooey abode, Squish often lingers behind, citing adventures in dreamland as a legitimate excuse for tardiness.
Squish McSlumber - Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Baseball T-Shirt
by Newdlebobs
$19 $26
Description: Introducing Squish McSlumber, the perpetually tardy globule of gooey delight. Squish's philosophy revolves around the idea that life's too short for rushed moments. Preferring the cozy comfort of its gooey abode, Squish often lingers behind, citing adventures in dreamland as a legitimate excuse for tardiness.
Description: Meet Spudley Potatoton, the tardy tater blob. Unwilling to party, he arrives late, wearing a reluctant grin. His absence was his protest, yet here he stands, a reluctant attendee.
Spudley Potatoton - Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Phone Case
by Newdlebobs
$17 $23
Description: A dour, cute feline sits firmly, chin tucked in defiance of effort. Named Mortimer Driftlock, he radiates disdain for extra steps or flowing paths, claiming contentment in staying exactly where he is. His glare dares anyone to ask him for anything requiring more than minimal exertion, and the threat of spewing swear words.
Description: Meet Theodore Barkwood, a cute dog with a splendid mustache that curls at the ends. His coat is sleek and glossy, and his bright eyes sparkle with curiosity. Theodore is known for his adventurous spirit and love for exploring enchanted forests, often finding hidden treasures and making new friends along the way.
Description: A fierce mouse heroine stands ready, clad in a pink outfit with a flowing cape and a bold blue bow adorned with a golden heart. Her starry eyes blaze with conviction as she grips a radiant blade of sky-blue steel, a tiny warrior with boundless courage. Her name? Serenya Brightfang.
