Im Sober Merch
Description: Embrace the awkwardness of navigating social events without a buzz! This hilariously relatable vintage woodcut-style design features a deadpan "trash panda" rocking aviator shades with the ultimate party disclaimer: "Sorry For The Weird Vibes, I'm Sober." It is the perfect sarcastic statement piece for anyone in recovery, designated drivers, socially awkward introverts, or anyone who relies on pure, unadulterated chaotic energy instead of alcohol.
Description: Embrace the awkwardness of navigating social events without a buzz! This hilariously relatable vintage woodcut-style design features a deadpan "trash panda" rocking aviator shades with the ultimate party disclaimer: "Sorry For The Weird Vibes, I'm Sober." It is the perfect sarcastic statement piece for anyone in recovery, designated drivers, socially awkward introverts, or anyone who relies on pure, unadulterated chaotic energy instead of alcohol.
Sorry-For-The-Weird-Vibes-Im-Sober-Raccoon Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by GoInkSurge
$16 $24
Description: Embrace the awkwardness of navigating social events without a buzz. This hilariously relatable vintage woodcut-style design features a deadpan "trash panda" wearing office gear and shades, clutching a coffee mug with the ultimate disclaimer: "Sorry For The Weird Vibes I'm Sober." It is the perfect sarcastic statement piece for anyone in recovery, socially awkward introverts, or burnt-out workers relying entirely on caffeine to get through the day.
Description: Skeleton meditating - grateful I'm not dead - recovery gift for any addict staying clean and sober
Grateful I'm Not dead meditating skeleton Baseball T-Shirt
by Patti_Ann_Designs
$19 $26
IM SOBER ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT I’M DOING AND DRUNK ENOUGH TO REALLY ENJOY DOING IT Phone Case
by nhupall
$17 $23
I'm Buffalo Sober - Text Style White Font Baseball T-Shirt
by Ipul The Pitiks
$19 $26
Description: i'm pregnant which means i'm sober swollen hungry approach with caution design
i'm pregnant which means i'm sober swollen hungry approach with caution Hoodie
by mdr design 23
$32 $42
Description: i'm pregnant which means i'm sober swollen hungry approach with caution design
i'm pregnant which means i'm sober swollen hungry approach with caution Magnet
by mdr design 23
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Introducing the "Clean And Sober Just Means I'm Showered And Heading To The Liquor Store" t-shirt, a funny and trendy tee. Wear it with a smile, showcasing your sense of humor and contemporary style.
Clean And Sober Just Means I'm Showered And Heading To The Liquor Store Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Ahune
$28 $35
Description: I'm Like 95% Human 5 Robot, Gift For Knee Arthroplasty Warrior, Knee Replacement Surgery For Men And Women, Joint Replacement
I'm Like 95% Human 5 Robot, Gift For Knee Arthroplasty Warrior, Knee Replacement Surgery For Men And Women, Joint Replacement Sticker
by joulyan-piter
$3.00 $3.50
Description: This St. Patrick's Day, redefine tradition with 'Kiss me, I'm Sober, I'll remember it in the morning!' These minimal lips with clover give a whimsical twist to the classic Irish saying 'Kiss me, I'm Irish.' Ideal for those in addiction recovery, spread luck and celebrate your sobriety journey.
Description: I'm Always Never Sober Funny Inspirational Motivational Black Typography T-shirts and more products suitable for typography design enthusiasts who loves inspirational, motivational and funny quotes and phrases . It can also be perfect as a Birthday gift and Christmas gift to Dads, Moms, Grandpas, Grandmas, Uncles, Aunts and friends or just a great gift for someone extra special who adores inspirational, motivational and funny quotes and phrases.
I'm Always Never Sober Funny Inspirational Motivational Black Typography Kids T-Shirt
by Happy Monkey by Ebayson Designs
$13 $19
Description: A funny raccoon design with sunglasses and the phrase “Sorry For The Weird Vibes I’m Sober.” Great for sober humor, quirky personalities, raccoon lovers, party recovery jokes, weird vibe energy, and playful meme-style outfits.
Sorry For The Weird Vibes I’m Sober Raccoon Shirt Sticker
by Oddmellow Studio
$3.00 $3.50
Description: A raw, edgy design featuring the phrase “I feel drunk but I’m sober,” capturing that hazy, surreal state of mind where emotions hit harder than anything else. Perfect for those who vibe with late-night thoughts, chaotic energy, and unapologetically real feelings. Bold, relatable, and effortlessly cool.
I'm Sorry For What I Said Before I Called My Sponsor - Funny Saying Pillow
by olyverlynn
$23 $28