Im The Something Borrowed Merch
Description: Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Something blue. Something that's doing all of that at once. This delicate watercolor illustration of a dusty blue satin bow — rendered in the softest, most elegant brushwork — wraps around a handwritten script quote that turns a wedding tradition into a personality statement. Romantic, witty, and undeniably pretty. Perfect as a gift for brides, bridesmaids, and maid of honor proposals. Also perfect for anyone in their coquette era who resonates with the bow aesthetic on a spiritual level and doesn't need a wedding as an excuse. ✦ Stickers and tote bags are the hero products — ideal for bridal party gifts and bachelorette bags. ✦ Also beautiful on mugs, notebooks, phone cases
Description: Sorry I'm late I got here as soon as I wanted to is made for people who appreciate unapologetic sarcasm and a good dog joke. This playful design features a mischievous dog strolling confidently with a half-chewed bone, perfectly matching the attitude behind the saying. Sorry i'm late i got here as soon as i wanted to is ideal for anyone who enjoys witty excuses and lighthearted humor. If you're looking for a funny dog slogan shirt, a sarcastic dog quote design, or a dog lover humor tee, this design is a perfect fit. Show off your laid-back personality with sorry I'm late I got here as soon as I wanted to wherever you go.
Description: Embrace the lighter side of life with this clever typography design featuring the phrase "Good Things Take Time That's Why I'm Always Late" Packed with relatable humor and a touch of sarcasm, it playfully celebrates chronic lateness with witty wordplay. Ideal for fans of funny quotes, minimalist typography, and everyday comedy that brings a smile wherever it's seen.
Description: For everyone who’s ever been delayed by a loud exhaust, a surprise Cars & Coffee sighting, or a quick detour to check out something with chrome and character. “Sorry I’m Late, Car Stuff” is a simple, bold, instantly relatable design that speaks fluent gearhead. Clean typography, retro attitude, and that universal truth: car people run on passion, not punctuality. Perfect for mechanics, enthusiasts, weekend cruisers, and anyone whose schedule is easily derailed by horsepower.
Description: Funny “Sorry I’m Late I Was Pooping” design for anyone who loves relatable bathroom humor and hilarious poop jokes. A perfect funny gift for friends, coworkers, office humor lovers, and anyone who has ever been late because of an unexpected bathroom break. Great for people who enjoy toilet humor, potty jokes, sarcastic sayings, and funny everyday life quotes.
Description: Perfect for chronically late friends, procrastinators, and retro typography enthusiasts who wear their tardiness with pride. Features vibrant 70s-style colorful block lettering with a cheeky humor vibe. Makes a hilarious gift for anyone who is always running a few minutes behind schedule.
Description: I'll be in the basement. A funny quote for handymen who spend their time fixing, building, and working on projects downstairs. This playful line takes on a second meaning when the basement is literally where the work gets done, making it a simple and relatable joke for anyone who works with their hands. A funny gift idea for handymen, contractors, maintenance workers, DIY enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys funny quotes and workplace humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, Father's Day, or Christmas.
