Im The Something Borrowed Merch

Description: Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Something blue. Something that's doing all of that at once. This delicate watercolor illustration of a dusty blue satin bow — rendered in the softest, most elegant brushwork — wraps around a handwritten script quote that turns a wedding tradition into a personality statement. Romantic, witty, and undeniably pretty. Perfect as a gift for brides, bridesmaids, and maid of honor proposals. Also perfect for anyone in their coquette era who resonates with the bow aesthetic on a spiritual level and doesn't need a wedding as an excuse. ✦ Stickers and tote bags are the hero products — ideal for bridal party gifts and bachelorette bags. ✦ Also beautiful on mugs, notebooks, phone cases

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Description: A stylized portrait of a woman with long dark hair and a white headband, wearing a teal shirt. Behind her is a large yellow circle, surrounded by smaller colored circles in teal, pink, and purple. Below the portrait is text in black capital letters on a black background.

Description: Sorry I'm late It's because of who I am as a person

Description: always late but worth the wait

Description: Sorry I'm late I got here as soon as I wanted to is made for people who appreciate unapologetic sarcasm and a good dog joke. This playful design features a mischievous dog strolling confidently with a half-chewed bone, perfectly matching the attitude behind the saying. Sorry i'm late i got here as soon as i wanted to is ideal for anyone who enjoys witty excuses and lighthearted humor. If you're looking for a funny dog slogan shirt, a sarcastic dog quote design, or a dog lover humor tee, this design is a perfect fit. Show off your laid-back personality with sorry I'm late I got here as soon as I wanted to wherever you go.

Description: Probably Late For Something, Funny Sarcastic, Humorous, Sayings, Funny Meme, Cursive Quote, Running Late, Funny Women

Description: Probably Late For Something, Funny Sarcastic, Humorous, Sayings, Funny Meme, Cursive Quote, Running Late, Funny Women

Description: The ultimate cheeky and sarcastic excuse for being late. A hilarious, minimalist typography design for those who love witty humor and making people wait!

Description: The ultimate sassy excuse for being late. A hilarious, minimalist typography design for those who have zero regrets and plenty of attitude!

Description: The ultimate alien excuse for being late. A hilarious, minimalist typography design for UFO believers, sci-fi nerds, and space lovers!

Description: The ultimate unapologetic excuse for being late. A hilarious, minimalist typography design for those who have zero excuses and plenty of attitude!

Description: They Say Good Things Take Time That’s Why I’m Always Late

Description: Embrace the lighter side of life with this clever typography design featuring the phrase "Good Things Take Time That's Why I'm Always Late" Packed with relatable humor and a touch of sarcasm, it playfully celebrates chronic lateness with witty wordplay. Ideal for fans of funny quotes, minimalist typography, and everyday comedy that brings a smile wherever it's seen.

Description: Cute, fun and adorable design with text 'Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to'. Modern and trendy gift, perfect for the sarcasm lover in your life.

Description: Turn questionable timekeeping into a varsity achievement. Bold collegiate lettering brings team spirit to a habit your friends already know too well.

Description: The most brutally honest and messy excuse for being late. A hilarious, minimalist typography design for anyone with a wild sense of humor!

Description: "Running late is my cardio" Harry Potter inspired lettering.

Description: Running Late For Mahjong

Description: They Say Good Things Take Time That’s Why I’m Always Late

Description: Probably late for something

Description: Better late than ugly

Description: always late but worth the wait

Description: always late but worth the wait

Description: For everyone who’s ever been delayed by a loud exhaust, a surprise Cars & Coffee sighting, or a quick detour to check out something with chrome and character. “Sorry I’m Late, Car Stuff” is a simple, bold, instantly relatable design that speaks fluent gearhead. Clean typography, retro attitude, and that universal truth: car people run on passion, not punctuality. Perfect for mechanics, enthusiasts, weekend cruisers, and anyone whose schedule is easily derailed by horsepower.

Description: A funny minimalist typography design for anyone whose only cardio is running late. Perfect for sarcastic runners, busy people, and lovers of simple sporty graphic tees.

Description: Funny “Sorry I’m Late I Was Pooping” design for anyone who loves relatable bathroom humor and hilarious poop jokes. A perfect funny gift for friends, coworkers, office humor lovers, and anyone who has ever been late because of an unexpected bathroom break. Great for people who enjoy toilet humor, potty jokes, sarcastic sayings, and funny everyday life quotes.

Description: Perfect for chronically late friends, procrastinators, and retro typography enthusiasts who wear their tardiness with pride. Features vibrant 70s-style colorful block lettering with a cheeky humor vibe. Makes a hilarious gift for anyone who is always running a few minutes behind schedule.

Description: simple and sweet and probably correct. black on white,

Description: Running late never looked this good. This tee is for everyone who turns every sprint to work, class, or life into their daily workout. Because running late counts as cardio.

Description: cardio

Description: Sorry, not sorry.

Description: Always Late But Worth The Wait

Description: Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Description: running late is my cardio

Description: I'll be in the basement. A funny quote for handymen who spend their time fixing, building, and working on projects downstairs. This playful line takes on a second meaning when the basement is literally where the work gets done, making it a simple and relatable joke for anyone who works with their hands. A funny gift idea for handymen, contractors, maintenance workers, DIY enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys funny quotes and workplace humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, Father's Day, or Christmas.