Jerk Merch

Description: The Jerk Store

Description: I'm picking out a thermos for you!

Description: The Jerk - Dark

Description: "Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something!" Steve Martin

Description: The Jerk

Description: I reimagined my favorite Jerk as a classic cartoon character.

Description: A classic look for a classic comedy

Description: The Jerk

Description: Steve Martin

Description: Steve Martin is the Jerk.

Description: We love you, and there's nothing you can do about it! Chit-Chat by Riff-Raff. For your weekly dose of sass talk! www.jerkpractice.com

Description: Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.

Description: Navin Johnson stands by the fence getting ready to be picked up... Finally! A truck comes... but it is only going to the end of his fence!

Description: The Jerk Tongue

Description: When the Opti-Grab fell apart, so did Navin Johnson's fortune. The worst was the director who didn't yell "CUT!" in time.

Description: You will not believe what you're about to see! Cat Juggling... I've heard about this.

Description: Have You Seen A Five-Year-Old Boy, Blond Hair And He’s Wearing A T-Shirt That Says ‘Bullshit’ On It?

Description: Seinfeld

Description: The Jerk Store called, and they’re running out of you!

Description: Be-Nice-You-Jerk

Description: The Jerk Be Somebody

Description: Bull Shit

Description: Seinfeld

Description: Brotherly love.

Description: Mixed media available on most products

Description: Bull Shit shirt from The Jerk

Description: The Jerk

Description: They're running out of you.

Description: A generous donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund - Money for people!

Description: Don't be a Jerk. Be SOMEBODY!

Description: You mean I'm gonna stay this color forever?

Description: The Jerk - (Mrdu_Graff)

Description: I know a guy who can really do the Cool Jerk.

Description: Unique design for all ages

Description: The Jerk He Hates These Cans

Description: Perfect for anyone who is especially fond of Steve Martin's antics from the 70s and the 80s.