Jorts Merch

Description: Jorts

Description: Jorts

Description: Jorts 2024 - Make America A Butter Place

Description: This cat is dressed comfortably and fashionably in some jorts.

Description: Do NOT put margarine on Jorts!

Description: During the '70s something weird happened... ok a lot of weird stuff happened, but please, focus. Out of nowhere, people started cutting the legs off of their favorite jeans, creating jean shorts, or what would eventually be known as jorts. The results were a mixed bag as Cousin Daisy looked pretty smoking and your dad just looked like a dork, but nonetheless, jorts quickly became a lifestyle and a dedicated publication was needed to cover this new subculture, both good and bad. Thus, Jorts Illustrated was born and the jorts lifestyle was finally officially recognized by society, even if frequently ogled and mocked roundly.

Description: All proceeds from sales of this design will be donated to the Idaho Humane Society.

Description: Appointed world's best coworkers. This t-shirt features both artworks from "Jean, help" and "you're ok now "

Description: Show off your dadcore pride with this funny dad uniform featuring jorts, chunky sneakers, and striped socks, along with the bold '100% DADCORE' text. Perfect for Father’s Day, family members looking for a present, or ironic fashion enthusiasts.

Description: Celebrate spooky season with this funny halloween skeleton wearing jorts. Perfect for anyone who loves dark humor, pumpkins, and retro Halloween vibes.

Description: Open door policy? Purrr-get-it!

Description: Jort Dwarf in all his glory!

Description: Jorts the cat vs. the paper cup

Description: What is this? It's a giraffe neck with human legs on both sides, wearing jorts and crocs. Why? No idea.

Description: a place for denim

Description: I hope every simple cat like Jorts has a helper cat like Jean.