Judgmental Merch

Do you radiate judginess on those around you? Do people know you’re judging them without you saying anything? Do you really like sassy toasters? Well, why the f@*k are you sharing that info with me?

Judgmental Raptor doesn't like long descriptions.

Everyone’s favorite mustachioed coach has some good advice for all of us.

this cat. He judges you.

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The Last Jedi introduces a slew of new space creatures to obsess over, much to Star Wars fans' delight. While Porgs basically stole everybody's hearts immediately upon the first trailer's release, the fish nuns in The Last Jedi are the ones who are everyone's new fave obsession. Yet while fans are, understandably, referring to them fish nuns, the creatures are technically called Caretakers. They live on the island of Ahch-To where Luke Skywalker lived in self-inflicted exile, and they judged just about anything anyone did, making everyone collectively proclaim, "same." The Caretakers have a no-nonsense approach to their busy lives of taking care of Ahch-To, and are totally overwhelmed by all of the nonsense that both Rey and Luke...

Judgmental Cat Pathetic

Judgmental Tuxedo Cat

You already know you shouldn't have done it. You already feel the guilt. The last thing you need is those judging cat eyes burning a hole in you. Whether it’s a Siamese, Persian, Maine Coon, Ragdoll, Bengal, Abyssinian, Birman, Oriental Shorthair, Sphynx, Devon Rex, Himalayan or American Shorthair, you really don't appreciate being judged by your very own cat. Also suitable for owners of Egyptian Mau, Russian Blue, British Shorthair, Munchkin, Norwegian Forest, Turkish Angora, Birman, American Curl, Bombay, Savannah, or Manx cats or kittens.

He is judging you. always judging you

Be Curious, Not Judgmental.

This funny dog design will bring you fun every day! The funny expression in this design was based off of the real cute animal that made it! Now it's on a t-shirt, a mug, or anything else you want!

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Be Curious, Not Judgmental.

This funny snake design will bring you fun every day! The funny expression in this design was based off of the real cute animal that made it! Now it's on a t-shirt, a mug, or anything else you want!

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Be Curious! Stop acting like we know the answer for everything! Ask questions! Understand!

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“Curiosity Bursts Filter Bubbles.” Don’t like AI information filters? Be steadfastly curious to resist becoming isolated in your own cultural or ideological bubbles.

You already know you shouldn't have done it. You already feel the guilt. The last thing you need is those judging dog eyes burning a hole in you. Whether it’s a English Bulldog, Cocker Spaniel, Labrador, French Bulldog, Chihuahua, German Shepherd, Golden Retriever, Beagle, Poodle, Rottweiler, Yorkshire Terrier, Dachshund, Boxer, Husky, Corgi, Doberman, Shih Tzu, Pug, Pomeranian, Collie, Schnauzer, Basset Hound, Sheltie, St. Bernard, Great Dane, Springer Spaniel, Jack Russell, Shiba Inu, Greyhound, Chow, Dalmatian, Maltese, Bichon, or a rescued mixed mutt, you really don't appreciate being judged by your very own dog.

You already know you shouldn't have done it. You already feel the guilt. The last thing you need is those judging dog eyes burning a hole in you. Whether it’s a Chihuahua, Cocker Spaniel, Labrador, French Bulldog, German Shepherd, Golden Retriever, Beagle, Poodle, Rottweiler, Yorkshire Terrier, Dachshund, Boxer, Husky, Corgi, Doberman, Shih Tzu, Pug, Pomeranian, Collie, Schnauzer, Basset Hound, Sheltie, St. Bernard, Great Dane, Springer Spaniel, Jack Russell, Shiba Inu, Greyhound, Chow, Dalmatian, Maltese, Bichon, or a rescued mixed mutt, you really don't appreciate being judged by your very own dog.

You already know you shouldn't have done it. You already feel the guilt. The last thing you need is those judging dog eyes burning a hole in you. Whether it’s a Vizsla, Cocker Spaniel, Labrador, French Bulldog, Chihuahua, German Shepherd, Golden Retriever, Beagle, Poodle, Rottweiler, Yorkshire Terrier, Dachshund, Boxer, Husky, Corgi, Doberman, Shih Tzu, Pug, Pomeranian, Collie, Schnauzer, Basset Hound, Sheltie, St. Bernard, Great Dane, Springer Spaniel, Jack Russell, Shiba Inu, Greyhound, Chow, Dalmatian, Maltese, Bichon, or a rescued mixed mutt, you really don't appreciate being judged by your very own dog.

Don't You Dare Settle For Fine

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You already know you shouldn't have done it. You already feel the guilt. The last thing you need is those judging cat eyes burning a hole in you. Whether it’s a Siamese, Persian, Maine Coon, Ragdoll, Bengal, Abyssinian, Birman, Oriental Shorthair, Sphynx, Devon Rex, Himalayan or American Shorthair, you really don't appreciate being judged by your very own cat. Also suitable for owners of Egyptian Mau, Russian Blue, British Shorthair, Munchkin, Norwegian Forest, Turkish Angora, Birman, American Curl, Bombay, Savannah, or Manx cats or kittens.

You already know you shouldn't have done it. You already feel the guilt. The last thing you need is those judging cat eyes burning a hole in you. Whether it’s a Siamese, Persian, Maine Coon, Ragdoll, Bengal, Abyssinian, Birman, Oriental Shorthair, Sphynx, Devon Rex, Himalayan or American Shorthair, you really don't appreciate being judged by your very own cat. Also suitable for owners of Egyptian Mau, Russian Blue, British Shorthair, Munchkin, Norwegian Forest, Turkish Angora, Birman, American Curl, Bombay, Savannah, or Manx cats or kittens.

A skeptical black cat judging you from a distance.

You already know you shouldn't have done it. You already feel the guilt. The last thing you need is those judging dog eyes burning a hole in you. Whether it’s a long-hair Chihuahua, Cocker Spaniel, Labrador, French Bulldog, German Shepherd, Golden Retriever, Beagle, Poodle, Rottweiler, Yorkshire Terrier, Dachshund, Boxer, Husky, Corgi, Doberman, Shih Tzu, Pug, Pomeranian, Collie, Schnauzer, Basset Hound, Sheltie, St. Bernard, Great Dane, Springer Spaniel, Jack Russell, Shiba Inu, Greyhound, Chow, Dalmatian, Maltese, Bichon, or a rescued mixed mutt, you really don't appreciate being judged by your very own dog.

You already know you shouldn't have done it. You already feel the guilt. The last thing you need is those judging dog eyes burning a hole in you. Whether it’s a rescue dog, Cocker Spaniel, Labrador, French Bulldog, Chihuahua, German Shepherd, Golden Retriever, Beagle, Poodle, Rottweiler, Yorkshire Terrier, Dachshund, Boxer, Husky, Corgi, Doberman, Shih Tzu, Pug, Pomeranian, Collie, Schnauzer, Basset Hound, Sheltie, St. Bernard, Great Dane, Springer Spaniel, Jack Russell, Shiba Inu, Greyhound, Chow, Dalmatian, Maltese, Bichon, or a rescued mixed mutt, you really don't appreciate being judged by your very own dog.

a humorous retro vintage design

We all know that cats are judging us at every moment. Embrace our cat overlords and join the cool crowd with this fun design.

He's judging you

He knows what you did...

Be curious, not judgemental.

This cat is silently judging you! Any cat lover knows 'the look' a cat can give, which is a mixture of disapproval, disappointment, and judgment. Funny, cute cat design for cat dads, cat moms, and anyone who loves their kitty.

Like all you smug little idiots.