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The Return of Jurassic Christ Magnet
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Description: He is risen... and apparently he brought dinosaurs. The Return of Jurassic Christ crashes biblical spectacle into full-blown prehistoric chaos, with a velociraptor messiah, a roaring T. rex, and an apocalypse that looks suspiciously fun. Perfect for fans of dinosaurs, parody art, and gloriously unhinged pop-culture mashups. Cool fact: real Velociraptors were much smaller than movie versions and were likely covered in feathers.

Tags: biblical parody, christian satire, dinosaur parody, velociraptor art

The Return of Jurassic Christ Magnet

by weaponology

$3.75 $4.75

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JURASSIC JESUS Hat
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Description: A long time ago he sacrificed himself for the human race to prosper in the great hard battle against the Neanderthals Demons. He is Jurassic Jesus!

Tags: dinosaur, funny, hilarious, jesus christ, jurassic park

JURASSIC JESUS Hat

by Ilustrata®

$12 $19

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Church Life Jurassic Park Parody Shorts
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Description: Church Life parody design of Jurassic Park

Tags: bible, christian, christianity, church, church life

Church Life Jurassic Park Parody Shorts

by Church Life

$21 $27

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Raptorjesus Sticker
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Description: First time I saw the Raptorjesus memes was days laughing for weeks, so I have to made my own tribute to the character.

Tags: christ, dino, dinosaurs, extinct, jesus

Raptorjesus Sticker

by Lidra

$3.00 $3.50

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What Would Jesus Drink Hoodie
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Description: Jesus riding a raptor with two awesome bottles of wine in his hands. Epic.

Tags: ancient history, dinosaur, dinosaurs, jesus christ, jurassic park

What Would Jesus Drink Hoodie

by tee-rannosaurus rex

$32 $42

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Garden of Eden Pillow

Description: INspiring Clothing for Today’s Christian!

Tags: jurassic park, jurassic world, christianity, christian clothing, garden of eden

Garden of Eden Pillow

by C&CApparel

$23 $28

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Oh My Raptor Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Believe in science! Follow us on Instagram @hulkey_art and share your products with me to be featured. I love to see our designs on real people!

Tags: christian, dino, dinosaur, faith, funny

Oh My Raptor Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Hulkey

$27 $35

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Praise The Goldblum Shorts
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Description: There's only One True Goldblum, Praise Jeff Goldblum!

Tags: blum, religion, religious, jesus christ, goldblum

Praise The Goldblum Shorts

by Unfiltered Curmudgeon

$21 $27

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Jesus Riding Apatosaurus Dinosaur Funny Dinosaur in Vintage Tapestry
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Description: Jesus Riding Apatosaurus Dinosaur Funny Dinosaur in Vintage

Tags: allosaurus, apatosaurus dinosaur, brachiosaurus, christian humor, christmas humor
Prowl Autobot Transformer G1 V2 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Prowl Autobot Transformer G1 V2

Tags: prowl, transformers, autobots, prowl transformer, autobot

Prowl Autobot Transformer G1 V2 Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Brushies

$27 $35

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