Kbilltv Merch

Description: A funny, woodworkers/carpenters take on rock, paper, scissors, with an extra fingerless hand labeled "table saw." Great for anyone who works with power tools. T-shirts & gifts.

Description: Logo for the fictitious, (Davy Jones): "Davy's Dive Bar. Beer-Cocktails-pool. Oxygen-Bait-Tattoos. Down at the wharf." Black and white graphic: text with a diving helmet, on t-shirts, sweats, and gift items.

Description: "Pogue Mahone's Pog Mo Thoins" with a wee belligerent Irishman in fighting stance, saying: "Now with Feck-U-2!" and, "Feck U very much!". Get your green on for Saint Patrick's Day!

Description: A funny, woodworkers/carpenters take on rock, paper, scissors, with an extra fingerless hand labeled "table saw." Great for anyone who works with power tools. T-shirts & gifts.

Description: Parody design for the fictional "Owsley Pharmaceuticals," psychedelic travel agency.

Description: "Technically, alcohol IS a solution," text with an alcohol molecule diagram. Science!

Description: A 60s-70s retro surf monster dude running to Pismo Beach with his board on his head. Black and white drawing on a blue circle. Kowabunga.

Description: The Rx symbol piratized with a skull and crossbones at the tail of the "R".

Description: A b/w drawing of a hand gesturing the peace sign, with trippy intricate swirly things going on within it.

Description: Give bees a chance," in swirly, psychedelic hippie lettering, with a bee in the center. Support sustainable agriculture, keep this big terrarium supporting human and animal life. Grungified black & white art on t-shirts, sweats, gifts.

Description: Schrodinger's Cat, dead and alive, in an optical illusion box, b/w drawing. Are life and death themselves illusions? We won't know until we can see in that box. T-shirts & gifts.

Description: A hippie skeleton long-stepping, with a cityscape background, in 60s-70s UG comix style.

Description: A hippie skeleton long-stepping in 60s-70s UG comix style.

Description: Bigfoot riding a unicorn, Nessie, and a cow being lifted up in an alien's grabber beam.

Description: A drawing of bigfoot on a majestic, rearing unicorn. Very believable.

Description: A Mobius Strip of piano keys.

Description: "Measure twice, cut once," they say. Reality: Measure twice, cut until you can pound it in, or fill the gaps. A skilled craftsman makes it work!

Description: A hair raising portrait of an under-lit Nikola Tesla in a static field. Science!

Description: A very distressed 45rpm record insert, for lovers of that old time rock and roll.

Description: A curly bearded Santa Claus skull, chomping a cigar, and with a big, Merry Christmas smile.

Description: How many reps would Jesus do? One more than Satan! Text with a picture of Jesus doing curls, on t-shirts & gifts.

Description: "Impervious to pain, immune to common sense... the amazing Florida Man - Pensacola." Text with a gator biting a guy's leg, on t-shirts, sweats, cards & souvenir gifts.

Description: How many reps would Jesus do? One more than Satan! Text with a picture of Jesus doing curls, on t-shirts & gifts.

Description: A Day of the Dead sugar skull with a head of flowers. Colorful, swirly and perfect for gardening on Halloween. So versatile! T-shirts & gift items.

Description: "The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The 2nd best time is now." -Chinese Proverb. Quote with a tree drawing, on t-shirts, cards & gifts.

Description: Quoth the raven, "Neb mo, Edgar Allan Poe." Quote with a picture of the raven quothing it, on t-shirts & gifts.

Description: A Day of the Dead sugar skull with a head full of daisies. You were expecting hair? Daisy eyes, too. Lots of daisies. Black and white drawing on t-shirts, and gifts.

Description: Give bees a chance," in swirly, psychedelic hippie lettering, with a bee in the center. Support sustainable agriculture, keep this big terrarium supporting human and animal life. Grungified black & white art on t-shirts, sweats, gifts.

Description: Artist's rendition of the two hemispheres of the brain at war. Bi-polar: check. Indecision: check. Internal dialogue: check. Schizophrenia: check. T-shirts, gifts: check.

Description: A drawing of Bigfoot and an Alien riding a galloping unicorn.

Description: A 60s UG comix style fellow, with his drooly tongue dangling from a big grin. Black and white drawing with crazy line shading.

Description: A Halloween witch on a motorcycle silhouetted against of a full moon, with stars. T-shirts, gifts.

Description: A Halloween witch on a motorcycle silhouetted against of a full moon, with stars. T-shirts, gifts.

Description: A grinning monkey with arms spread wide coming at you, with, "Monkey Time!" text.

Description: Pen & ink drawing of a skeleton guitarist in a big rock leap, casting a shadow. B/W original art, on t-shirts, sweatshirts, gift items.

Description: A close-up of a guitarist'd hands playing an electric guitar. Stark black and white drawing, on t-shirts, sweats, gift items.