Keep Off The Grass Merch
Description: The Egg Sack, roughly the size of a bird's egg, is able to sense the proximity of potential hosts, spewing a cloud of microscopic, insect-like spores called Motes into the air. The motes are able to group together, instinctively invading the host's body through open orifices, ultimately resulting in the gestation of a Bloodburster. The Egg sack is generally considered to be the first stage in the life cycle of the Neomorph species, and closely resembles the Glostrido tetani and Euniceral pathogenic fungi native to Planet 4.
Description: Edie and the Eggs were a punk/comedy/celebrity-exploitation band featuring Edith Massey, known for acting in several films by John Waters, founded in 1978. The band's name referred to Massey's character in Pink Flamingos, who had an obsession with eating eggs and romanced an egg delivery man. Massey sometimes wore her bizarre leather costume from the film Female Trouble during gigs.
Description: Embrace the thrill of dirt bike motocross with this high-octane design. Featuring a daring stunt rider jumping into freestyle action, this shirt embodies the essence of off-road racing adventure. Ideal for motocross aficionados and extreme sports lovers, this tee is the perfect gift for those who revel in outdoor thrills and daredevil pursuits. Keep the dumbfuckery alive and add this adrenaline-inducing apparel to your motocross lifestyle!
Description: Show your support for equality and inclusion with this bold design. Featuring the powerful message "Keep the Immigrants, Deport the Racists" alongside the American flag, it stands as a statement against racism and in favor of a compassionate, welcoming America. Perfect for those who believe in human rights and stand against discrimination.
Keep Bangin' Even When The Rubber Comes Off Demolition Derby Tank Top
by Whimsy Wear Illustrations
$21
Description: Keep Off the Drift and Stay Shiny is a well wished phrase. Being of a positive disposition could be considered shiny. I think taking care of one's equipment and one's self would be shiny. So as we maintain the fire in our hearts and the fly off our butter we are shiny. So Stay Shiny as you wear this tee from your's truly ~;0) VivaChas!
Description: Abort The Supreme Court This shirt is perfect for individuals who believe in the fundamental right of women to make decisions about their own bodies and healthcare. It is a powerful statement of bodily autonomy and a reminder that every woman should have the right to make choices about her own reproductive health, free from interference or judgment.
Description: A monochrome, monochrome style graphic features a cowboy with a stern expression, wearing a hat and bandana, holding a bag in one hand and a clenched fist in the other. He is standing in tall grass. Text above reads "KEEP A LITTLE DIRT UNDER MY PILLOW" and below reads "FOR THE DIRT MAN".
Cowboy with Bag and Text "Keep A Little Dirt Under My Pillow For The Dirt Man" Socks
by phsycstudiocoly
$20
