Keep Real Names Merch

Description: A rustic wooden signpost points to Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario and New Mexico above a Keep Real Names plaque. Desert cacti and a sun symbol frame this illustrated take on place-name satire.

Description: Wooden direction signs point to the Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario and New Mexico above a Keep Real Names plaque, with a cactus and sun symbol completing the scene. A wry geography statement for map lovers and anyone attached to familiar place names.

Description: Stacked retro lettering lists Gulf of Mexico, Department of Defense, Kennedy Center, Lake Ontario, and New Mexico in muted blue, red, green, and gold. A bold typographic statement for people who appreciate familiar place names and name-change satire.

Description: Colorful stacked lettering pairs Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario and New Mexico with a wave, tree and sun symbol. The familiar-name statement blends geography humor with a weathered retro look for map lovers and regional-pride fans.

Description: A thick red strike crosses out an alternate name above oversized Still New Mexico lettering. Distressed cream type and small red sun symbols turn state pride into a wry place-name statement.

Description: A retro checklist pairs Still Gulf of Mexico, Still Lake Ontario and Still New Mexico with simple regional symbols. Teal, gold and orange lettering turns the place-name joke into bold geographic satire.