Keep Your Flask Close Merch

Description: Hooch Glimmerglop, the yokel blob, clings to his hip flask like liquid gold. With moonshine dreams and a sparkle in his gooey eyes, he wanders the fantastical fields, spreading cheer and a hint of inebriated enchantment.

Description: Keep your friends close but your whiskey closer - fun shirt for the whiskey drinker

Description: Keep your friends close but your wine closer - A fun shirt for the wine drinker

Description: Astronaut surrounded by aliens as homies with the sarcastic quote "Keep your Friends Close, Aliens Closer Retro"

Description: I love chocolate.

Description: Keep Your Friends Close And Your Pizza Closer

Description: Keep Your Friends Close And Your Pizza Closer

Description: This elegant celestial design showcases a pair of dark armored gauntlets safely protective-holding a glowing red magic health potion vial. Exploding with brilliant gold starburst rays and red flourishes, it features the critical advice "Keep Your Friends Close, and Your Healer Closer." This sophisticated, mystical graphic is custom-designed for support clerics, party paladins, and tabletop roleplaying game players who know the value of a good heal.

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Description: Godfather mafia shirt — "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer". cult-classic screen-print design for Godfather fans, mafia, corleone, vito corleone, gangster, marlon brando, mobster buffs and collectors. The perfect Godfather gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1974.

Description: Perfect to wear at party and make people laugh, entertain your friends with this awesome design, make people laugh on the street wearing this design, get this as a present for your friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband,...

Description: Godfather mafia shirt — "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer". cult-classic screen-print design for Godfather fans, mafia, corleone, vito corleone, gangster, marlon brando, mobster buffs and collectors. The perfect Godfather gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1974.

Description: Keep Your Friends Close Keep Your Pizza Closer

Description: Bold, smooth, and a little barrel-aged attitude. This bourbon-themed design is perfect for whiskey lovers who appreciate good pours, good company, and a touch of humor—whether you’re at the distillery, the bar, or just kicking back with your favorite neat pour.

Description: Keep your friends close and your Coffee closser

Description: Words to live by.

Description: Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. The Godfather Part II

Description: IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE TOO CLOSE GET AWAY FROM ME

Description: as the saying goes

Description: keep me cloest

Description: Keep your friends close and snacks closer

Description: Embrace the quirky charm! This tee features a boy pleading to adopt an intriguing alien lurking behind. 'Can we keep him?' text adds a hilarious twist to the eerie vibe. It's a perfect blend of creepy and comical that demands attention!

Description: great gift

Description: Common Courtesy is as dead as Common Sense. It's an unfortunate truth. BBTL is here to save you all.

Description: don't stand too close quote