Kidnapped Merch
Description: This funny design will leave everyone speechless when you wear it. It shows a mime stuck in a box with bold copy. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending
Description: Justin Trudeau invited China’s People’s Liberation Army (PLA) to send its troops for cold weather training at CFB Petawawa in Ontario — and Trudeau raged at the Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) for cancelling the training after China kidnapped Canadian citizens Michael Spavor and Michael Kovrig.
Description: If I got kidnapped, they'd probably give me back after 20 minutes because I'm annoying. A funny quote that delivers a ridiculous self-roast through exaggerated and self-aware humor. This witty line leans into relatable personality quirks and absurd comedy that instantly gets a laugh. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys funny quotes and self-deprecating humor, perfect for Halloween, birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Funny If I Got Kidnapped Theyd Probably Give Me Back After 20 Minutes Because Im Annoying T-Shirt
by Lorethan T-Shirts
$24
Description: If I got kidnapped, they'd probably give me back after 20 minutes because I'm annoying. A funny quote that delivers a ridiculous self-roast through exaggerated and self-aware humor. This witty line leans into relatable personality quirks and absurd comedy that instantly gets a laugh. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys funny quotes and self-deprecating humor, perfect for Halloween, birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: If I got kidnapped, they'd probably give me back after 20 minutes because I'm annoying. A funny quote that delivers a ridiculous self-roast through exaggerated and self-aware humor. This witty line leans into relatable personality quirks and absurd comedy that instantly gets a laugh. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys funny quotes and self-deprecating humor, perfect for Halloween, birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: In black Harting font, this typewriter quote shows the hipocrisy of Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau in contrast to his policies between 2020 and 2022. From a tweet he posted from a 2005 Harper interview: "When a government starts trying to cancel dissent or avoid dissent is when it’s rapidly losing its moral authority to govern.”
Description: Justin Trudeau invited China’s People’s Liberation Army (PLA) to send its troops for cold weather training at CFB Petawawa in Ontario — and Trudeau raged at the Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) for cancelling the training after China kidnapped Canadian citizens Michael Spavor and Michael Kovrig.
Description: A mysterious monochrome design featuring a surprised Yeti taking a selfie in the snowy mountains — just as a UFO appears in the background. The timestamp "03:59 11/20/96" gives it that eerie found-footage vibe. Perfect for cryptid lovers, UFO enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys weird humor, urban legends, and paranormal aesthetics. A fun mashup of mystery, retro photography, and absurd comedy.
