Critical Fail Kids Hoodies

Critical FAIL!

In every adventurer's life, key moments will present themselves. And in every adventurer's life, the dice will betray you. And when that moment arrives, there's only one thing you can say.

the dice giveth and taketh away

The Mad God Moriarty revels in chaos and laughs when you roll a Crit Fail. TTRPG gamers beware, for the fantasy world of Deus Portas’ most notorious deity has his dread eyes on you.

Natural one time.

DnD Natural One Dice.

DnD Natural One Dice.

When your die fails you one too many times...

Guess I'll Die - DnD

The Dice Giveth and Taketh Away with Game Master Tabletop RPG

DnD Natural One Dice.

DnD Natural One Dice.

We might as well be called the Nat 1's because that's what we roll

We have all been there, the enemy boss has only a few hp left, it all comes down to one dice roll, you roll to hit the boss into oblivion. And it's a critical failure or a Natural one. So for all those times when the dice gods haven't been on your side, misadventure awaits.

This year has rolled a double Crit on the whole world