Engrish Kids Hoodies
AMERICA MOUSE Fievel American Tail Engrish Funny Kids Hoodie
by PissAndVinegar
$26 $36
Description: Mistranslated sign reading “Please Enjoy Your Delicious Time.” Perfect for humor fans, sarcastic personalities, and food pun lovers.
Please Enjoy Your Delicious Time Engrish Translation Fail Kids Hoodie
by TORTAGRAPH
$26 $36
Description: Funny translation fail sign warning “Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited.” Great for dark humor fans and lovers of absurd mistranslations.
Dying Right Here Strictly Prohibited Translation Fail Kids Hoodie
by TORTAGRAPH
$26 $36
Description: Another entry in the Broken English Wisdom collection, featuring intentionally mistranslated life advice that feels almost meaningful before dissolving into delightful nonsense. Observe the bowl with good eyes.
Empty Bowl - Broken English Wisdom No. 005 Kids Hoodie
by TORTAGRAPH
$26 $36
Description: Welcome to Broken English Wisdom, a collection of intentionally mistranslated inspirational sayings that sound profound... until you actually read them. This fake proverb captures the unmistakable charm of bootleg English translations, where every word is technically English but somehow nothing quite adds up.
Best Plant Tree - Broken English Wisdom No. 001 Kids Hoodie
by TORTAGRAPH
$26 $36
Description: The moon is watching everypeople. Sleep inside. Mrs Luck. Part of the Broken English Wisdom series, this intentionally broken proverb is perfect for lovers of surreal humor, strange translations, and jokes that only get funnier the longer you stare at them.
Moon Watching - Broken English Wisdom No. 004 Kids Hoodie
by TORTAGRAPH
$26 $36
Description: A proud entry in the Broken English Wisdom collection. Inspired by hilariously mistranslated inspirational quotes, this design rewards anyone who enjoys absurd humor, fake philosophy, and life lessons that somehow end with "TOO MUCH QUICK MAKE LATTE."
Go Slow Very Fast - Broken English Wisdom No. 003 Kids Hoodie
by TORTAGRAPH
$26 $36
Description: Part of the Broken English Wisdom series, this intentionally mistranslated proverb offers life advice that's somehow both inspiring and completely impossible to understand. A perfect blend of fake ancient wisdom, awkward translation, and absurd humor for anyone who appreciates beautifully broken English.
Smart Fish - Broken English Wisdom No. 008 Kids Hoodie
by TORTAGRAPH
$26 $36
Description: Part of the Broken English Wisdom series, this fake ancient proverb embraces wonderfully broken grammar, mysterious life advice, and the confidence of a translation that definitely skipped a few steps. Equal parts philosophy and nonsense.
Strong Mountain - Broken English Wisdom No. 002 Kids Hoodie
by TORTAGRAPH
$26 $36
Description: Another entry in the Broken English Wisdom collection. This fake proverb delivers questionable life advice in beautifully broken English, capturing the unmistakable charm of awkward translations that somehow feel both inspiring and completely nonsensical.
Happy Always Go Away - Broken English Wisdom No. 007 Kids Hoodie
by TORTAGRAPH
$26 $36
Description: Part of the Broken English Wisdom series, this intentionally mistranslated inspirational saying starts off sounding meaningful before taking a wonderfully confusing detour. Perfect for fans of fake philosophy, bad translations, and humor that's just profound enough to make you read it twice.
Appreciate Your Yesterday Today - Broken English Wisdom No. 006 Kids Hoodie
by TORTAGRAPH
$26 $36
Description: Funny Engrish Bad Translation - Asian English - I Feel Happiness When I Eat A Potato
I Feel Happiness When I Eat A Potato, Poorly Translated, Funny Engrish, Asian English Shirt Kids Hoodie
by Russel Wester
$26 $36
Don't Do School. Eat Your Drugs. Stay In Vegetables. Kids Hoodie
by garbagetshirts
$26 $36