Gunter Kids Hoodies

For the Oasis!

The Fab 5 Gunters!!

Why can't we go backwards for once? Backwards, really fast. Fast as we can. Really put the pedal to the metal, you know!

Celebrate the original best selling novel, Ready Player One, by Ernest Cline! First to the key! First to the egg!

OASIS (Ontologically Anthropocentric Sensory Immersive Simulation).

I din't know about you, but I'm tired of corporate losers trying to find those keys, and I really need a T-Shirt to say so for me, because I am a little socially awkward and not much fun at parties. Plus I saw someone else wearing one and it went great with their bag. Oh, did you read that post on that message board about what they're doing in sector 10? I was gonna go, but my dad cut my Oasis feed because I told him he doesn't get me and he could eat a raw, live porcupine for all I care. So anyway, um, buy one, or whatever.

Ready Player One. Down with the Sixers!

Ready Player One Key and Egg

OASIS (Ontologically Anthropocentric Sensory Immersive Simulation).

Show your love for the number one Gunter.

ERR ( epsilon rho rho ) Do you know the secret handshake?

Penguin chilling in a cup of coffee

Joust without the background

Three hidden keys open three secret gates Wherein the errant will be tested for worthy traits And those with the skill to survive these straits Will reach The End where the prize awaits

Perfect for the true gunter. Let Sorrento & his lackeys know you're here to defend the OASIS

IOI - Innovative Online Industries

Three hidden challenges test for worthy traits Revealing three hidden keys to three magic gates And those with the skill to survive these straits Will reach The End where the prize awaits

IOI - Innovative Online Industries

Elk Territory

Misiveria is a state located in the Midwestern region of the United States of America. The state is bordered by Missouri to the west, Illinois to the north, Indiana and Kentucky to the east, and Tennessee and Arkansas to the south. With a population of 2.8 million, Misiveria is the 36th most populated state in the US. The capital and most populated city of Misiveria is Alton City. Other notable cities include Grent, Gunter City, Timpleton, Skittle, and Howardville. Notable Misiverians include Dr. Seuss, former President Calvin Coolidge, and Leonardo DiCaprio. Misiveria has a reputation of being the least known state in America.

Cold little cutie.

Shh, there's a penguin hiding in your burger! Be careful before you take a bite!

Now with even more rad!

Small Town Macon in a Miami Vice style, courtesy of Green Light with Chris Long