Hearts Farts Kids Hoodies

Funny Basenji gifts for Basenji lovers, featuring an adorable Basenji puppy with the slogan 'Stealing Hearts, Blasting Farts.' These humorous presents are perfect for Basenji owners, parents, trainers, and dog lovers who appreciate the quirks of their Basenji. Ideal for birthdays or Christmas, these unique gifts cater to both men and women, as well as kids, who adore their Basenji, even during flatulent moments.

Trashy: Pfttttttttttt Did you just fart in that trash can? If I say yes, will you judge me? Only one way to find out! Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

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World's best (father) farter

On this special national holiday for farts, make sure you don’t hold back! Farting is generally considered inappropriate and a violation of the concept of etiquette, but did you know that farting has led to full-on fights and battles in history?

Kids suck: I hate kids. I only like kids when they are about three feet tall! Why three feet? Perfect height to fart in their faces. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

STEALING HEARTS BLASTING FARTS