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Golden Grail

The crusades lasted for a couple hundred years, but the Holy Land was conquered by the European Crusaders as they believed that "Deus Vult" or "God Wills It"... There were the Knights Templar, Knights Hospitaller, Teutonic Knights, Knights of the Holy Sepulchre, and many more.

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Tis just a flesh wound

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of King Arthur and some indefatigable knights.

Sir Galahad and The Quest of the Holy Grail by Arthur Hughes

The crusades lasted for a couple hundred years, but the Holy Land was conquered by the European Crusaders as they believed that "Deus Vult" or "God Wills It"... There were the Knights Templar, Knights Hospitaller, Teutonic Knights, Knights of the Holy Sepulchre, and many more.

Well I didn't vote for him...

Église Sainte-Marie-Madeleine de Rennes-le-Château or the Church of Saint Mary Magdalene, is a church in southern France believed to be one of the possible locations of the Holy Grail.

Now accepting visitors! (Be prepared to answer 3 questions to access the bridge)

The Gnostic Templars protect the Holy Grail to this day. Not many people know that the Holy Grail is a bloodline.

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better.

Tis But a Scratch!

The undeniably formidable teaming of Indy and Marion are able to transcend defending anyone from deadly snakes to various temperamental relics.

Run Away!

"IN VINYL WE TRUST"

Holy Grail is a medieval expression that normally designates the chalice supposedly used by Jesus Christ at the Last Supper. In literature, José de Arimathea collected the blood of Jesus during the crucifixion, however the origin of the Holy Grail is much earlier than Christianity, the Grail already existed among the Celts.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

He's terrifying!

The French use a new weapon on King Arthur.

WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Almost the Full Monty

The Damsel of the Holy Grail was a minor character in Malory's Morte d'Arthur. - Dante Gabriel Rossetti 1874

I hope you like it!

Choose wisely.

Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

Sir Bedevere : ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. King Arthur : This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse.

Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

He is a killer...look at the bones man!

King Goshposh and his hoard of knighted Frackles are searching for the Holy Grail

You've got no arms left !

Christian doodle illustration. The Holy Grail.